pyramid schemes
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A Couple Photographed Themselves Having Sex at the Great Pyramid and I Have Questions
A couple who took selfies while engaged in what appears to be a sexual act atop one of the Eight Wonders of the World (my aunt Phyllis’ fried chicken was recently approved by the World Wonder sanctioning body) has sparked international outrage and prompted a necessary question: Why, though? According to the Guardian, Danish photographer…
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Federal Agents Find $20,000,000 Hidden Under a Mattress in Mass.
If you’ve ever wondered just how much money you could get away with hiding under a mattress, federal agents in Massachusetts may have an answer for you. According to a press release from the U.S. Department of Justice, approximately $20 million in cash was found hidden inside a box spring at a Westborough, Mass., apartment…