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Fragile Snowflake Referees in NJ Refuse to Work Football Game After Players Take a Knee
In another case of white fragility gone wild, a father-and-son referee duo refused to work a New Jersey high school football game because black players triggered the refs’ pwetty wittle feelings by taking a knee. According to the Associated Press, Ernie and Anthony Lunardelli refused to work a game between Colts Neck and Monroe high…
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#NYCStripperStrike: City’s Black Exotic Dancers Strike Against Colorism, Unfairness
While you’re sitting there worried about white supremacist terrorism, Russians subverting democracy and North Korea slingshotting nuclear bombs at us through the world’s largest spitball straw, the real apocalypse is happening in New York City. According to multiple outlets, Black Twitter and the moistness from tears of the forgotten victims—men who planned to go to…
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White Supremacists Gather in Tenn., Prove Whiteness Is Not Supreme
The slow-thinking, thick-tongued members of the master race converged on two Tennessee towns Saturday in an effort to save Caucasians from oppression, irrelevance and the secret genocide that’s always just about to happen to white people but never does. But their efforts to prove the supremacy of the white race took a slight hit when…
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Report: NFL Executive Tried to Keep Eric Reid Out of Meeting With Owners for Kneeling During Anthem
Troy Vincent—the NFL’s executive vice president of football operations—played a key role in bringing players and owners together to discuss and hash out their differences over players’ protests against inequality and police violence during the pregame national anthem. San Francisco 49ers safety Eric Reid has been one of the most consistent and vocal supporters of…
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2 NYPD Cops Charged With Raping Teenager in Police Van
After listening to evidence for a week, a grand jury has charged two officers in the New York City Police Department with the first-degree rape of an 18-year-old woman. According to the New York Post, Officers Eddie Martins and Richard Hall are alleged to have detained the victim in the city’s Brooklyn borough on Sept.…
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Chrisette Michele Becomes 1st Black Woman to Cry White Tears After Label, Black People Kick Her to Curb
Our “bridge” is falling down. It was only a few months ago that Chrisette Michele peered into an envelope containing a check and proposal from Orange Hitler, chunked up the deuces to the black community and hopped into a limo to be the featured shucker at Donald Trump’s white supremacist takeover bash inauguration concert. Saying…
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Houston Texans Owner Bob McNair Said What He Said, and He Meant It
Houston Texans owner Bob McNair was “apologetic” Friday for comments he made last week referring to NFL players as “inmates” who couldn’t be allowed “to run the prison.” In the wake of his “apology,” players on his team, others around the league and even some NBA players had plenty to say about his comments, as…
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1st Person (or People) Charged In the Russia Investigation to Be Arrested Monday: Report
Robert Mueller’s investigation into Russian interference in the 2016 U.S. presidential election has apparently yielded some fruit. Sources say that the first charges to be filed in that investigation were approved Friday by a federal grand jury in Washington, D.C. According to CNN, it is not known what the charges are; they are still sealed…
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Coat Hanger Abortions Are Making a Comeback With Introduction of New GOP Bill
Because old entitled white men never get tired of deciding what is best for women and their reproductive health, the GOP is set to introduce a bill next week that would implement a federal ban on abortions as early as six weeks into a pregnancy—or before most women even know they’re pregnant. H.R. 490—otherwise known…
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10-Year-Old Boy Who Went Joyriding in His Parents’ Cars Charged With Felony
Updated Friday, Oct. 27, 2017, 6:47 p.m. EDT: The 10-year-old boy who stole his parents’ cars to go joyriding has been charged with felony fleeing and eluding, according to Fox 8. The boy, who had previously stolen his mother’s car, took police on a 100 mph chase in his father’s car Thursday before he was…