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What's The Second Best Booty Song Of All-Time?
Ok, ok, ok. Let’s start with the obvious question(s): Why the hell are you writing something about the second best something of all time? Wouldn’t it make more sense to determine, I don’t know, the BEST booty song ever instead of the second best? No one gives a damn about second. Including Drake, who famously once…
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Charlamagne Is Basically Every Ciara-Hating Twitter Nigga
According to an African proverb, “You can’t be both dumb and ugly. Pick a struggle.” Charlamagne the I Don’t Use the Lord’s Name In Vain decided he would pick every struggle when he tweeted, in so many words, that Black women need to be more like hate-filled bucket of gluten-free fuckshit Tomi Lahren. He not only…
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The World's Most Overrated Things, Ranked, From Least Overrated To Most Overrated
(Remember, overrated doesn’t mean bad. Just that the perception of a certain thing is greater than its reality.) 10. Sweet Potato Pumpkin Pie (I refuse to delineate between the two because they’re the exact same fucking thing.) 9. Spleens (Are supposed to protect you from infections. But niggas die from infections every day. And I have…
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10 Thoughts About Childish Gambino’s “Awaken, My Love!” Album
Last Friday, Donald Glover, who is having the best.year.ever. under his nom de plume (the cool kids all have them, get you one), Childish Gambino, dropped a project titled, Awaken, My Love! There’s a better than fifty percent chance that you’re aware of this because I skimmed the social medias and it was littered with…
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Confessions of a Bad Dad on the Eve of My Second Child
As my wife and I careen into the last few weeks of her pregnancy and prepare for life with our new little girl, it’s beginning to dawn on me just how bad a job I’ve been doing as a parent for our first daughter. Four, almost five, years into the game and I’m finally coming…
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Hey Y’all, Oprah Called Me.
How (sur) real is…this? I don’t have a bucket list. I’ve never taken the time to think of things I wanted to do before I move into that deluxe apartment in the sky. But that didn’t stop me from recently adding an item to my bucket list, then checking it off because holy shit, that…
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11 Thoughts About The Movie Moonlight, Which You Should See.
First things first, this will not be a review. There are a million of those on-line and they are all glowing. They range from “it’s the best movie of 2016” to “we’ve never seen anything like this, done like this, before”. Also, the studio, A24 gave me a free movie ticket to see Moonlight, which…
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How To Avoid Politically Explosive Discussions This Thanksgiving
Can you believe it? Thanksgiving is right around the corner. Look, I believe in miracles, magic, and that I can fly (with proper accessories, natch), but if you had asked me three months ago if I believed Thanksgiving would creep on a come up this fast, I’d have been like, “nah.” Word, booty. Just a…
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A Living List of All the Things You Likely Googled After Donald Trump's Presidential Win
It’s happened. The American people have elected Donald Trump to be the 45th president of the United States of America. We’re here and there’s no turning back. The initial shock, denial and depression have begun to fade, but many of us are left with questions. Some of us turn to our friends, family members, co-workers…
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Five Post-Election Silver Linings For Those Contemplating Drinking An Entire Fifth Of Hennessy Today
It’s Friday now. The election is over and the world is fucked. Shit, if President Trump is as volatile and impulsive and reckless and oblivious and cruel as Donald Trump has been for the first 70 years of his life, there might not even be a world this time next year. Which is definitely good…
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