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  • The 2019 NBA Awards Were a Slam Dunk
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    The 2019 NBA Awards Were a Slam Dunk

    As a lifelong hoops head, attending the NBA Awards is a bit of a surreal experience. I ran into Nick Anderson, and the 15-year-old Orlando Magic fan buried deep within me had to resist the urge to um … “talk to him” about missing those four free throws in the 1995 NBA Finals. Speaking with…

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    Kobe Bryant Cut From Film Festival Jury After Blowback From 2003 Rape Case

    Looks like that 2003 rape allegation has caught up to Kobe Bryant after all these years. Variety reports that the former five-time NBA world champion was cut by the Animation Is Film Festival jury last week, as a result of fallout from over his 15-year-old rape charge. Bryant won an Academy Award this year for his…

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    Yeah, This Might Be Jason Whitlock’s Worst and Saddest Take Ever

    Sentient pile of repurposed lamp-heated rotisserie pork rinds Jason Whitlock has descended so far into the abyss of oafish takes and porkpie hats that my feelings about him have shifted from annoyance to contempt to where they exist now, which is pity. The things he says about race and culture—on Twitter and on his show—aren’t…

  • Kobe Bryant Directs New BodyArmor Ads That Come for Gatorade’s Salty-Sweet Ass

    Gatorade is the quintessential American sports drink. Or at least it pays to be—you’d be hard-pressed not to see its contents being poured over the head of any winning coach in a well-tread “surprise” splash. Also, it’s a great remedy for a hangover. But retired NBA star Kobe Bryant is coming for Gatorade’s salty-sweet ass.…

  • We Love Us: #BlackExcellence Met #BlackElegance at the 2018 Oscars

    While there were no big upsets like last year’s last-minute turnover of the award for best picture, the Oscars also weren’t so white this year, as proved by the red carpet of the 90th Academy Awards Sunday night in Hollywood, Calif. Indeed, we made history Sunday night: Mary J. Blige was the first person in…

  • Who’s the Greatest: Kobe No. 8 or Kobe No. 24?

    In a ceremony Monday night, the Los Angeles Lakers will retire Kobe Bryant’s two jerseys—both No. 8 and No. 24—an honor that has never been received by any other player in the NBA, not even Michael Jordan. To coincide with that history-making event, Nike has brought back the Kobe and LeBron puppet campaign it first…

  • Snitches, Ranked

    10. Cypher (The Matrix) 9. Darth Susan from accounting 8. Kobe Bryant 7. Frank Lucas (American Gangster and real life) 6. Salvatore “Big Pussy” Bonpensiero (The Sopranos) 5. Michael Flynn 4. Henry Hill (Goodfellas and real life) 3. Pookie (New Jack City) 2. Salvatore “Sammy the Bull” Gravano 1. Judas

  • Kobe Bryant’s 11-Year-Old Daughter Is Already Better at Basketball Than You

    When your grandfather is Joe “Jelly Bean” Bryant and your father is Kobe Bryant, it’s only natural that basketball skills would be in your blood. It’s simple genetics, and greatness at the sport is the only possibility. In videos posted to his personal Instagram account Sunday night, Kobe showed us that his middle child is…

  • Both of Kobe Bryant’s Jerseys Will Be Retired by the Los Angeles Lakers Later This Year

    Updated Tuesday, Sept. 12, 2017, 7:10 p.m. EDT: Sources have confirmed to ESPN’s Ramona Shelburne that the Los Angeles Lakers will be retiring both of Kobe Bryant’s jersey numbers, 8 and 24, during the ceremony Dec. 18. ESPN notes that the Lakers usually don’t retire a player’s jersey until he is inducted into the Basketball…

  • Cavaliers vs. Warriors 3: LeBron May Not Catch Jordan, but He’s Better Than Kobe 

    I have no idea who’s going to win the NBA Finals. I don’t even know if part 3 of the Warriors-vs.-Cavaliers trilogy is going to be any good. For every Dark Knight, Bourne Identity or Iron Man trilogy, there’s an Austin Powers or Star Wars prequel trilogy. What I do know is this: No matter…