janet jackson
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The 1st Flick of Janet Jackson’s Baby Is Care Bear Rainbows Doused in Krispy Kreme Glaze
Even if you hate doughnuts (or the Care Bears), you get the point. Although Janet Jackson may now be estranged from her husband, Wissam Al Mana, she showed the world their 3-month-old bundle of joy, Eissa, on Friday night. And he is adorbs! “My baby and me after nap time,” she wrote. Of course her…
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What Y’all Not Gon’ Do Is Come For Janet Damita Jo Jackson
Unless you live under a social media rock, you are likely aware that it was reported very recently that (as Alex Hardy refers to her) Saint Janet Damita Jo Jackson and her husband, Wissam Al Mana, have split after 5.16666667 years of marriage. You also know that Janet Jackson is reportedly worth $175 million (according…
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Janet Jackson Splits From Billionaire Husband After 5 Years
Janet Jackson may soon be crooning the words of Cheryl “Pepsii” Riley to Wissam Al Mana: “Thanks for my child.” The iconic pop star has reportedly split with her billionaire husband, just a few months after she gave birth to a little boy in January. The New York Post’s Page Six reports that Jackson and…
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Janet Jackson’s Albums Are Better Than Michael’s. Fight Me.
Look. I realize that Michael Jackson’s Thriller album is like the fourth best seller in the world behind The Bible, Qu’ran, and rice. I also realize that Michael Jackson is the gold standard for entertainment. Nearly every person who has decided to become not just a singer, but an entertainer, has in some way traced…
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This Bobby Brown Biography Seems Like It Will Be The Greatest Book Of All Time
To call myself a Bobby Brown fan would do a disservice to the many years I’ve fought for Don’t Be Cruel’s recognition as one of the greatest R&B albums of all time. The album is damn near flawless. The WORST song on the album is “Take It Slow” and it’s not even a bad song.…
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Tinashe’s Aquarius, Is…Surprisingly Good
After a handful of friends insisted that I give Tinashe’s new album, Aquarius, a chance, I pressed play on Spotify while writing last night. I wanted to see what the fuck all the fuss was about. I hadn’t paid much attention to her, beyond her lead single, “2 On,” which I paid attention to solely…
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Adult R&B Isn't Dead. It's Just Having A Mid-Life Crisis (And So Am I)
My regular rotation of music rests firmly planted somewhere in the 1990s, with pinches of the 1980s and beyond. When I cue something up on Songza? “Essential ‘90s R&B,” “‘90s R&B Wake-Up Call,” or “This is How We Do It: R&B Dance Party,” are the playlists of choice. I don’t deviate too much from a…