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  • Choke Me, Spank Me, Pull My Hair: For the Women Who Like It Rough

    First of all, let me give props to the rapper Xzibit, who gave us a hot-ass song that is both a mood and an anthem for the women like me who like it a little rough in the bedroom. Plain old missionary is not enough for us. We want to be spanked. We want to…

  • What's The Second Best Booty Song Of All-Time?

    Ok, ok, ok. Let’s start with the obvious question(s): Why the hell are you writing something about the second best something of all time? Wouldn’t it make more sense to determine, I don’t know, the BEST booty song ever instead of the second best? No one gives a damn about second. Including Drake, who famously once…