Wyoming police officers arrested a man on charges of public intoxication who tried to explain to them that he needed to talk to the “president of the town” because he was from the future and needed to help people.
Remember the “Drunk Lives Matter” T-shirts being sold for St. Patrick’s Day last month? I remember it quite well, especially since I laughed about it and thought, “Who would actually wear that shirt?” To answer that question, meet Elwood R. Gutshall III of Newville, Pa.
Wypipo strike again. And this time they’re aiming for the drunk fools who’ll be out celebrating St. Patrick’s Day by co-opting the Black Lives Matter movement. The folks at PubCrawls.com thought it would be a good idea to create a green Drunk Lives Matter T-shirt, which is being sold for $19.95.