drunk lives matter
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Mom Unleashes N-Word After She’s Arrested for Leaving Baby in Nightclub Parking Lot to Take Shots
Authorities say a Texas woman hurled racist obscenities and resisted arrest after police detained her for the simple crime of enjoying a few cocktails with her hubby while the family car babysat the couple’s infant. Police in the Trump-loving central Texas town of Copperas Cove, whose motto is “The city built for family living” responded…
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In Crazy-Wypipo News, Police Arrest Drunken Man Who Says He’s From the Future, and I Believe Him Because …
Wyoming police officers arrested a man on charges of public intoxication who tried to explain to them that he needed to talk to the “president of the town” because he was from the future and needed to help people. According to K2 Radio, on Monday night around 10:30, Casper, Wyo., cops say that they arrested…
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Dude Wearing ‘Drunk Lives Matter’ T-Shirt Arrested for DUI
Remember the “Drunk Lives Matter” T-shirts being sold for St. Patrick’s Day last month? I remember it quite well, especially since I laughed about it and thought, “Who would actually wear that shirt?” To answer that question, meet Elwood R. Gutshall III of Newville, Pa. Gutshall, 44, was charged with DUI after authorities say his…
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Here’s a T-Shirt You Probably Shouldn’t Wear on St. Patrick’s Day
Wypipo strike again. And this time they’re aiming for the drunk fools who’ll be out celebrating St. Patrick’s Day by co-opting the Black Lives Matter movement. The folks at PubCrawls.com thought it would be a good idea to create a green Drunk Lives Matter T-shirt, which is being sold for $19.95. Not only does the…