A Firsthand Account of the Legal Hearing, Support Rally, Church Service—and Attack—of Umar Johnson

Two things can be true at the same time. It is possible to believe that Oprah Winfrey might be the transformational black woman of our generation while simultaneously believing that she is not qualified to be president. One can believe that Kanye West is an attention whore who exists somewhere on the fuckboy spectrum

I Will Literally Give Someone Actual Money To Attend Dr. Umar Johnson's Hotepalooza In Brooklyn And Report On It

You might remember geographically incorrect Africa medallion soaked in Thunderbird with sentience Dr. Umar Johnson from his prominent role in last year's Hotep Civil War. (And if you don't remember any of that, great! Congratulations! I'm jealous of your ability to erase that shit from your mind, and please forgive me…