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  • Ebola Is In America Now. So Yeah. Fuck This, I'm Moving To Canada

    The more you hear about Ebola, the more it sounds like something conjured in a Guillermo Del Toro adaptation of a Cormac McCarthy novel. It’s so antagonistic and the effect it has on the body is so grotesque that it’s almost cinematic. It, to be plain, fucks people the fuck up worse than the most fucked up fucked…

  • 7 Other Things The NFL Is Probably Lying About

    I think we can all agree that the NFL is either the Illuminati or governed by an inept group of individuals who don’t know their johnsons from a stalk of lentils. And since the NFL is more popular than ever and making money hand over fist, I’m going with the former. Given this “fact”, its…