christmas standards

  • A Completely Arbitrary Ranking Of Christmas Standards

    567. “Baby, It’s Cold Outside” Although catchy, this song is basically a date rape how-to guide. 300-350. Any Christmas rap song besides “Christmas in Hollis” 76. “Christmas in Hollis” Only things worse than Christmas rap? 1. Gospel rap. 2. French rap. 3. Albino roaches. 25. “Here Comes Santa Claus” Santa Claus does not exist, so…