candy corn
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It’s Time to Stop Pretending Candy Corn Is Actually Edible Food
Candy corn will never be acceptable, and these variations prove it.
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I Just Got 5 Pounds of Candy Corn in the Mail From Amazon Because Candy Corn Is Delicious
Editor’s Note: This story was originally published on October 22, 2018. I just got a notification on my phone that Amazon delivered one of the three packages I have coming to me from my latest order, and the package delivered today contains the thing that is going to make this fall season all the more…
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FDA Warns That You Can ‘Overdose’ on Black Licorice, but Who the Hell Is Eating That Shit Anyway?
Usually when it comes to Halloween and terrible candy/snackage, candy corn, which can really only be the work of the devil, usually (and rightly) gets the hardest of the disses. But there is a dark horse in the race for worst Halloween candy. It flies under the radar mostly, I think, because no one actually…
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The World’s Most Evil Candies, Ranked
America’s got issues right now, y’all. The citrus in chief is about to get us nuked. Racists are racisting harder than ever. Shrimp went off sale at Publix. In the words of a great Detroit poet, how the eff do we ’pose to keep peace? One word (OK, two): candy corn. For the uninitiated, candy…