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Shit Bougie Black People Love: 21. Panels, Conferences, And Conventions
If you ever happened to be in dire need of 300 or so Bougie Black People and had no idea how to find them, go to Kinkos and create a flyer for a panel, conference, or convention. When done at Kinkos, create an Eventbrite page. And make sure to have a registration fee. Then, create…
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Shit Bougie Black People Love: 16. Day Parties
Bougie Black People (BBP) are alcoholics. Obviously, they are highly-functioning alcoholics. They hold government jobs, they have good credit, and they even buy special garbage cans just for recycling. But don’t let their professional demeanors fool you. The only difference between them and your regular Black drunk uncle Tommy is that BBP blackout in rent…
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Brunch, Deconstructed
We all love brunch. Omelets, unlimited alcohol, overdressed Deltas, and more alcohol. It’s not just the best meal of the week, it’s one of the three or four best G-rated things on Earth. However, it came to our attention that resident hater of all good things Jozen disagrees. He feels like brunch hasn’t reached its…