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  • Black-ish Is Cute And Cuddly, Not Controversial

    The first thing you notice when watching Black-ish is how cute everything and everyone is. The voiceovers are cute. The kids are cute. Anthony Anderson (“Andre”) and Tracee Ellis Ross (“Rainbow”) are cute. Laurence Fishburne’s cuddly non-cuddlyness is cute. The interactions they all have with the kids are cute. The house is cute. The asides…

  • Shit Bougie Black People Love: 20. A Different World

    You might remember the late 80s and early 90s as a forgettable period of time where Republicans ran the White House, t-shirts had shoulder pads, and everyone cool got AIDS. This is because you’re not a Bougie Black Person. Bougie Black People hold this period especially dear, as many of their favorite memories were created in…

  • Shit Bougie Black People Love: 19. Business Cards

    Aside from the memory of that time last year when they were retweeted by Shonda Rhimes, there’s nothing that will more bring joy to a Bougie Black Person’s spirit than creating personalized business cards, receiving those personalized business cards in the mail, and handing out those personalized business cards to people they happen to meet. The…

  • Shit Bougie Black People Love: 17. Pretending To Be "Ratchet"

    No one quite knows exactly where ratchet stems from. Some say it’s an evolved, colloquial form of “wretched.” Others trace the etymology to Lil Boosie’s “Do Tha Ratchet”, which would help to explain why the justified incarceration of a shitty rapper upset so much of the south. What is known, though, is that ratchet has come to…

  • "Bougie Black Girl"…And "I Love Bougie Black Girls" Tees Available Today

    After a couple months of requests and pre-orders, we decided to bring back both the Bougie Black Girl and the I Love Bougie Black Girls t-shirt campaigns. The details remain the same. Teespring.com/bougieblackgirl2 for the Bougie Black Girl shirts. And Teespring.com/ilovebougieblackgirlspart2 for the I Love Bougie Black Girls shirts. Both campaigns end in 10 days. (Also,…

  • Shit Bougie Black People Love: 16. Day Parties

    Bougie Black People (BBP) are alcoholics. Obviously, they are highly-functioning alcoholics. They hold government jobs, they have good credit, and they even buy special garbage cans just for recycling. But don’t let their professional demeanors fool you. The only difference between them and your regular Black drunk uncle Tommy is that BBP blackout in rent…