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R. Kelly Unsuccessfully Tried to Expose the Survivors From Surviving R. Kelly Because He’s a Creepy Calculating Cretin
R. Kelly isn’t just trash, he’s the trash compactor holding the trash. According to TMZ, the 52-year-old R&B artist created a Facebook page entitled “Surviving Lies,” in response to the Lifetime documentary Surviving R. Kelly, which has received record ratings for the network. Sources also say he and his team are getting ready to launch…
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Differences: Ginuwine's Whole Face Has Changed With a New Lee Press-On Beard
New year; not the same ol’ G. Sidenote: I’m never going to get over the fact that the song “Differences” is not called “My Whole Life Has Changed.” I don’t remember the word “differences” ever being uttered in the entire song, yet here we are. Anyway. Ginuwine decided to hop on his figurative pony and…
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Rihanna May Have Announced a New 2019 Album but She’s Still Trolling Because Y’all Keep Asking Her
Rihanna is the queen of rationing out bread crumbs for the most-anticipated bread since sliced bread. While RiRi is out here dominating the makeup and lingerie industry like the bad boss bitch she is, she can’t even drop a new lipstick and properly destroy our wallets without someone asking about her new album. Yes, it’s…
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And Just Like That, Kanye Is Pissed at Drake Again
For those out the loop, former collaborators Kanye West and Drake have spent the last few months embroiled in a lovers quarrel over the Scorpion rapper’s no-longer-secret child, Kim Kardashian-West, and a bunch of other shit that usually gets cleaned up with CGI or edited out in post-production. But while the rest of us spent…
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Forest Whitaker Files for Divorce—Naturally, Social Media Believes It’s Because the Couple Didn’t See Eye to Eye
The strength of the black love has been stripped away: Forest Whitaker and his wife, Keisha Nash Whitaker are ending their longtime marriage. According to TMZ, the 57-year-old actor and filmmaker filed divorce papers on Thursday in Los Angeles. The citation: irreconcilable differences. The two married in 1996 and have two adult daughters together, according…
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Instagram Changed Their Scrolling to Side-to-Side, Then Decided to Cha-Cha Back to Normal After Everyone Lost Their Shit
Two hops, two hops! Instagram is the master of changing shit no one asked them to change. Most notably, getting rid of chronological order in favor of a shitty algorithm that has fucked up engagement numbers and other analytics for countless bloggers, influencers, marketers and beyond. Or offering an option to share on its father…
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Picasso Papi: Drake Says His Son Adonis Is the Greatest Artist of All Time
Drake has spoken: the latest artful genius is Adonis Mahbed Graham. Like most parents, the Scorpion rapper bragged about his son’s artwork on Wednesday, TMZ reports. The piece was an abstract amalgamation of blues, greens, yellows and reds. He captioned the Instagram photo with, “Adonis > Picasso don’t @ me.” To Drake, Adonis is the…
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If You Don't Know the Words to Jingle Bells Don't Feel Bad, Because 21 Savage Doesn't Know Them Either
On Christmas Eve, rapper 21 Savage and his crimson turtleneck took it upon themselves to spread a little holiday cheer on Instagram. Because nothing says Christmas like rappers belting out Christmas carols. However, the Atlanta spitter’s execution could use a little work. As it’s painfully obvious he could use a teleprompter or something to help…
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Trump Catches the Wrath of Twitter After Asking a 7-Year-Old Kid if They Still Believe in Santa Claus
Before my son was born, I promised myself that I would never lie to him under any circumstances. Of course, there are things that could be better explained to him when he gets older, but outright lying to the kid? Nah, bruh. But as someone who always thought giving some imaginary white man credit for…
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LeBron Apologizes for Reciting 'Jewish Money' Lyrics from 21 Savage Album on Instagram
Hip-Hop has long served as a refuge for misogyny, homophobia, violence, and otherwise questionable behavior, but reciting lyrics from 21 Savage’s “ASMR” got NBA superstar LeBron James in some hot water this weekend over accusations of anti-semitism. It’s well documented how much LeBron loves him some Hip-Hop. So much so that he frequently posts clips…
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