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Steve Harvey Haz a Sad Over Trump Backlash
Woe is Steve Harvey. Woe is he. Apparently the backlash Harvey received after meeting with Donald Trump has gotten to him. Also, he haz a sad. To say that Harvey was dragged to hell and back over his meeting with President Molded Tangerine would be an understatement. The backlash was swift and brutal. Harvey, who…
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Busboys and Poets’ Peace Ball DC Was Silver Lining to Crazies in Town for Pissauguration
Thursday night in Washington, D.C., was a clusterfuck for anyone traveling into or out of the city. As swarms of red-hat-wearing idiots embarked onto the city’s landscape to attend Friday’s Pissauguration, there was one silver lining to the dismal reality that Donald Trump is really becoming president. D.C.’s popular Busboys and Poets bookstore and restaurant…
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Spike Lee Says He Won’t Use Chrisette Michele’s Music in Netflix Series
It looks as though Chrisette Michele has lost a chance at a legitimate paycheck from Spike Lee. Lee took to Instagram to share his disappointment about Michele’s upcoming performance for Donald Trump. And in doing so, he stated that he will no longer consider using her song “Black Girl Magic” for his upcoming remake of…
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Kanye West Is Still a ‘N–ga in a Coupe’ and Not ‘Traditionally American’
Unlike Chrisette Michele, Kanye West was not invited to perform at this week’s inauguration. And the spokesperson for Porta-Potty-elect gave an interesting reason as to why. West may have “George Jefferson”-walked his way into Trump Towers a few weeks ago to meet with Donald Trump, but according to Tom Barrack, chairman of the Presidential Inauguration…
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Michelle Obama Shares Her Last Walk Through the White House
First lady Michelle Obama strutted her stuff one last time through the White House with her dogs Sunny and Bo. It’s safe to say that the “People’s House” will never be the same again once the Obamas leave Friday. But for those of us in the Washington, D.C., area, we’ll still have their presence in…
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Chrisette Michele Pens Crappy Letter to Justify Inauguration Performance
It would be much easier if people would just admit they need the extra money when it comes to performing at this week’s “alt-right” rally … I mean inauguration. Chrisette Michele was pretty much silent Wednesday after it was revealed that she’s slated to perform for the urinal-elect and his crowd of Ku Klux Klan…
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Singer Chrisette Michele to Perform for Trump and His Minions
I guess a paycheck is really a paycheck when you’re a struggling R&B singer. Just ask Chrisette Michele. According to the New York Daily News, the singer is slated to perform at the Piss Ball—I mean, inauguration—this week. The “source” says that the performance was being kept under wraps because Michele’s team feared criticism. Allegedly,…
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Just a Reminder
I’m going to play this forever. Call that orange man your president if you want. I never will. Idc. Idc. Idc. RSVP here.
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Steve Harvey Tweets Apology for Offensive Asian Joke
Good thing people have the ability to create notes on their iPhones. I mean, without the Notes app, would we have ever received this apology from Steve Harvey? But I guess Harvey’s apology will have to suffice. Someone should let Eddie Huang know about this. Personally, I use Notes for my grocery list.
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Don’t Let Dave Chappelle Know You Voted for Trump During His Stand-Up Show
Because you might just get your ass escorted out. One argyle-sweater-wearing white guy learned that lesson during Dave Chappelle’s Monday-night stand-up show in Inglewood, Calif. While Chappelle was joking about how many people were uploading his show to YouTube, he started to talk about President Barack Obama’s last days in office and the start of…