I’ve never tried it..but I’ll see if I can find one!

If you can listen beyond my two former podcast hosts talking over me..I can be heard on our old podcast.

I sound like Fran Drescher...just blacker.

Your mother probably asked herself the same question every time she had to hold you as a baby.

Last year I bought a Power Pressure Cooker..(because insomnia has me looking at infomercials when I should be sleeping)...but I power pressure cooked everything...even a turkey breast...and although it was quite moisssttttt...I still couldn’t bear to eat it. Just the smell of turkey makes me nauseous.

Turkey is the trash of poultry.

This one is just too easy. You bored me after the first 5 words.

Nice block.

You lost me at “your”.

Yeah..racism..and homophobia is definitely really sexy..i.e, Blake Shelton...

My favorite is The Fly Jeff Goldblum.

You’re welcome https://www.gq.com/story/jeff-goldblum-the-oral-history

Someone had the audacity to say there were too many old men on the list...Goldblum gets better w/age.

Awww...you’re big mad huh? You think you’re witty? Chile, eat a dick..preferably, mine. #nomnomnom.

Pretty sure you mother wished she could have said that about you after giving birth.

Rob, you’re dumb.

One race? So Jeff Goldblum & Hemsworth are black? Surely, you must be an idiot that stopped at slide 3. Fuck off.

Didn’t they teach you to count in kindergarten? There’s 11.

Actually, I’m white.

Go suck an exhaust pipe.