Thank-you, BMJ for bringing Cutty Buddy into my life IRL.

I can’t even deal with the smell of Cinnabon at the mall, can’t imagine eating it.

Aww..you mad there’s no more Storm Front?

Or maybe your mother dropped an asshole on their head one too many times when you were a kid.

Maybe you took a wrong turn on the internet today...

I love Wheatena!!

Ohh I’ve never tried that. I’ve used Salvadorian cream..I’ll have to add that one to the roster.

JFC...I wish George Carlin was still alive so he can tell you to STFU in the most satirically way.

Yes, it’s quite similar to porridge! You can order grits from Amazon! These are my fave.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grits

No!

Hot sauce? Really? lol

right click - save.

Actually, since I’m a beach person, I prefer Tanzania. Have you been to Tanzania? The beaches are amazing. I remember that one summer, my lily white Irish father took us, while you were probably vacationing in the Ozarks, and it was the most amazing experience ever. So, if you’d like to send me back to Tanzania,…

Lopside-headed Adults.

Who the hell eats Cream of Wheat?

I plead the 5th.

Where you just used the word “satire” to define “satire”... God....

I seriously don’t know why he won’t let sugar grits be the glorious grits that they are!

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