When Michael told me he wanted to write that..and use this title..I had to remind him about his white lady yoga post...lol...But no...this is even whiter than that.

Journalism 101 - “Alleges” was used in the HED. Bitch.

And that too.

Or maybe he shouldn’t have been cheating on his wife. You do know white stars also get caught in cheating scandals, too?

Actually there’s an algorithm used. If only it was that simple...

Guess you didn’t see Get Out, huh?

Chance the Rapper is too young for this list. He was on the Young Futurists.

“My credit score will be above 750. I currently have the credit score of a homeless hologram.”

LOL!!!

Wait...are you one of those people still using the free Internet hours AOL sent you back in 1992?

Yeah, I’ll take my Mensa membership & doctorate elsewhere, because you know..your internet comment really matters.

I can give you my address and will make sure to drink all of it she gets it.

I was a kid in the 80's! I remember these things.

I’ll take the blame..b/c every morning I start my day off by sending you horrible stories and saying, “Look at this fucked up shit, Breanna!”

Well actually.....

Hey..at least he has nice hands! lol

Take a number & get in line!

Why would we?

Still pissed the rain fucked up my move & I missed this momentous event. Congrats & you’ll make a great dad & husband....and I already know she has fisticuffs!

Why are you eating plane pasta? lol