I only came here to say that I do not refrigerate ketchup. 

OH...It’s Kinja After Dark...(lol)

Ohhhh...that sounds good!

In the words of the great Samantha Irby, “Bitches gotta eat”.

You fancy yourself being witty, huh?

I’m partial to bacon & I only like sausage when it’s spicy. Spicy ground Italian sausage goes perfect in lasagna.

Same! I’ve gotten rid of all of my mother lipsticks & just use theirs.

He also had a song about her...’Black Chick..White Dude’ or something..she sued him bc she said the song ruined her reputation.

I had to make sure to add that while I was editing this piece. But yes, it is true. His long-time gf before he was famous..is a black woman..and they made this kid together:

Aww.. was that supposed to hurt my feelings....Try again, trollshit.

me, when an ex asks, “can we hang out?”

Hey...I mean...he became president, at this point..anything is possible.

I think most mistresses think they’ve won...until they lose their “prize” to similar shenanigans.

Not everyone is magical.

This tweet sums him up perfectly:

Oh what’s a bat compared to men carrying artillery like their failed ancestors? Shut the fuck up & go back to Breibart & Storm Front.  

No ..I only censor those who should have been miscarriages.

You know what you can do w/your so-called videos? Eat them.