It’s the pollen that’s in fruit.

I get blisters from peaches but everything else causes my throat to close.

Thanks! And Happy Birthday to you too!

Or maybe you can head back to StormFront where you belong? K? I’m also pretty sure your mother doesn’t like you.

I have so many fresh fruit allergies it’s ridiculous.

The exact moment I told him about my Stephen King beginnings:

I think I might have weirded him out when I told him I started reading Stephen King when I was 8. lol.

Unfortunately I did not. I barely got through my interview before they cut me off.

Alas, I am allergic. It would kill me. But I did indulge a couple of years ago, and immediately shot myself with an EpiPen so I would not die. It was worth it.

I had 8 whole minutes! Most of it’s going into our new podcast.

So John Amos out here looking younger than his tv son.

ME!! In Miami..face to face....full interview is coming tomorrow.

Yes, but Teen Vogue is the main culprit of everything in that article. Their fake wokeness makes me yawn.

Hi..black person here..he doesn’t give a fuck about who uses what gifs. That article elicited way too many eyerolls from me. 

No because the beast part is called the breast.

Nope. Post acid. That’s how I recognized him. He even emailed a friend of mine on OkCupid after she looked at his profile when I showed it to her.

Yeah I was going to get the chicken biscuit..but they use dark meat...I hate thighs.

Hey...lay off lick lead paint from window sills.

Nope! He’s in NYC living with his girlfriend.

Nah..they don’t claim any liability. Use at your own risks. In DC a couple of years ago, a man was accused & admitted to drugging & sexually assaulting a woman. A year later, after his arrest, (possibly connected to a victim- some say)..someone came up to him on the street in D.C. and threw acid on his face. I’ve come…