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10 Things Less Somehow Less Predictable Than Chief Keef Getting Dropped From His Label
Chief Keef was recently dropped from Interscope. Here’s a list of things somehow less predictable than that predictable-ass news. 1. The wetness of water 2. Orange juice tasting like a combination of oranges, water, and sugar 3. Pharrell Williams saying something that only makes sense to Jaden Smith and albino carrier pigeons 4. The inherent…
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Why This Picture Of Joe Biden Counting Cash And Eating Ice Cream Is The Blackest Thing We've Ever Seen Today
1. Although Bill Clinton has been a honorary Black American so long that he’s basically honorary Black emeritus, Joe Biden is the one who truly deserves that honor. Because he’s been an outspoken advocate for civil rights. And because along from Huck from Scandal, he’s the only other White man to willingly serve under a…
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"Morning, Church. I've Been Fucking Everyone. Oh, And I Have AIDS." = Worst. Sermon. Ever.
We’ve been thinking all morning (actually for just like the last 10 minutes) of a sermon that could possibly be worse than the one Pastor Juan Demetrius McFarland recently gave Shiloh Missionary Baptist Church in Montgomery, where he admitted that he… A) Was stealing from the church B) Getting high C) Sleeping with everyone D)…
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I'm Someone's Husband? Me? Really?
(Damon’s latest at EBONY on the word “husband” and how he doesn’t quite feel like one — or at least the movie version of one — yet) When I think of a husband, I think of a character Dennis Haysbert or Danny Glover or some other deep-voiced, barred chested man would play in a family…
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VSB Contributor Tunde Akinyeke Named On List Of Black Dudes In STEM And Shit
You might remember Kyla McMullen’s original list of 73 sexy sistas in science, which won points for alliteration and for exposing us to so many Black women in labcoats, a strange fetish of Damon’s. This follow up lists 105 men, including VSB contributor Tunde Akinyeke (with the fresh line up) and friends of VSB Berook Alemayehu and Clarence…
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Key & Peele Take The Blackness Challenge With VSB
Last week, Damon and Panama gave Key & Peele part one of the Blackness Challenge, which tested their Blackness by taking them through the Blackest Name in America tournament. This week features part two of the challenge, a clip that prominently features Kool-Aid, Black church ladies, semantics, and “motherfucking shark movies.” Key & Peele airs…
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REMINISCE | Saturday, October 4th
REMINISCE | SATURDAY, OCTOBER 4TH ON THE R&B TIP! We’re bring you the best of uptempo R&B, hip-hop remixes of your favorite songs, and all the thug love you can handle! FREE BEFORE 11PM w/RSVP | OPEN BAR 930-1030 LIV NIGHTCLUB | 2001 11th Street, NW | Washington, DC RSVP: www.reminiscedc.eventbrite.com
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VSB Meets Key & Peele
VSB has been big fans of Key & Peele since their show first premiered on Comedy Central in 2012, and for good reason. We both appreciate the same type of racial and cultural satire, we both like soul food, and we’re both composed of one bald light-skinneded cat and one a little browner and stockier.…
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Why Charlo Greene Quitting Her Job On Air Is The Blackest Thing We've Ever Seen This Week
1. Her name is Charlo Greene and she’s a reporter in Alaska. This is an extra Black name in the lower 48. In Alaska, though, this is peak Blackness. 2. She is enterprising, and confident enough in her enterprise to sacrifice a career she presumably went to school for — and paid tens of thousands…
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