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It’s Michael Jackson’s Birthday: Are Your Favorite M.J. Songs on Our List?
On this day 59 years ago, the world was blessed with the birth of one Michael Joseph Jackson. From his humble beginnings in Gary, Ind., he would rise to a worldwide level of stardom that most entertainers can only hope to achieve. Eight years after he left us, his music lives on and continues to…
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These Trumps Ain’t Loyal: Was Arpaio Pardoned Just to Undermine a GOP Senator’s Bid for Re-Election?
When the president pardoned former Maricopa County, Ariz., Sheriff Joe Arpaio during the middle of both Hurricane Harvey and a Trump media dump Friday night, many speculated that it was a bone being thrown to his base to appease it after the likely forced resignation of deputy assistant Sebastian Gorka. But was there more at…
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Because Amazon.com Is Doing God’s Work, Whole Foods Won’t Cost Your Whole Damn Paycheck Anymore
When Amazon.com took over Whole Foods last week, it announced that it would start immediately lowering prices at the fancy grocery chain known for its expensive organic fruits and vegetables and asparagus water, and on Monday, the company made good on that promise by slashing prices by as much as 43 percent. Bloomberg reports that…
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Stacey Dash Has an Intern? For What?
Remember last week when Stacey Dash sent off that tweet calling our Auntie Maxine a buffoon who was trying to extend her 15 minutes of fame? Well, now the Clueless star is claiming that she wasn’t the one who fired off the wannabe spicy tweet; it was an unnamed intern who made a mistake. “Let…
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Sebastian Gorka, Deputy Assistant to Donald Trump, Writes ‘Blunt Resignation Letter’ and Leaves Administration
In the midst of a real, damaging storm hitting ground in Texas, a media storm is brewing out of the Donald Trump White House. In addition to a pardon issued to the racist former sheriff of Maricopa County, Ariz., reports are now surfacing that Sebastian Gorka, deputy assistant to Trump and a person reportedly closely…
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Trump Pardons Ariz. Sheriff Who Defied Court Order and Continued to Illegally Harass Latino People
Updated Friday, Aug. 25, 2017, 8:30 p.m. EDT: On Friday, Donald Trump gave a presidential pardon to the former sheriff of Maricopa County, Ariz., who was convicted of intentionally defying a judge’s order in an immigration case that has cost the state of Arizona millions in legal-defense bills because of the sheriff’s actions. The White…
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When Your Job Is Finding Positive News Stories About the President, You Have to Say ‘Screw It’ and Just Quit
Previously, on White House Apprentice, we found out that Donald Trump has a folder delivered to him twice daily that contains positive cable news clippings, articles, interview transcripts, tweets and even photos of himself that show him “looking powerful” on TV. The folder was curated by the White House Communications Office to make sure the…
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Did Michael Vick Sell His Soul, and Sell Out Colin Kaepernick, for a Job With Fox Sports?
Remember last month when Michael Vick appeared on Speak for Yourself with Colin Cowherd and the king of black self-hate himself, Jason Whitlock, and when asked about what Colin Kaepernick could do to get back in the NFL’s good graces, the first thing Vick said was, “First thing we gotta get Colin to do is…
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Jay-Z and Ryan Gosling Will Headline the 1st Episode of SNL Season 43
Damn, there have been 43 seasons of Saturday Night Live? I have literally grown up with this show; that’s crazy. The first episode of season 43 airs Sept. 30, with Ryan Gosling as host and Jay-Z as the musical guest. The show made the announcement Thursday via Twitter. I have to stop and take this…
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‘House Negro to House Negro’? Herman Cain Pens Odd Note to Ben Carson
Hello, may I speak to Ben? Ben, this is Herman. I know you don’t know me, but I thought I’d give you a call because I understand what you are going through. I know what it’s like to be called a house Negro because they call me a house Negro, too, and if being like…