Previously on White House Apprentice, Anthony Scaramucci’s storyline was getting all the headlines and camera time. In the weird Big Brother-Survivor-Apprentice interpolation that is Donald Trump’s administration, there is only room for one star in front of the camera—your megalomaniac president—so Scaramucci Mane was kicked out of the house.
Although Attorney General Jeff Sessions has done everything in his power to prove he is still loyal to the head diva in charge, Trump still did confessionals and Twitter threads hinting that he wants him gone. Your president does not appreciate backstabbing and wavering fealty, which is why I am worried that the next person to be kicked out of the house, if not Sessions, will be new Chief of Staff John Kelly.
Unnamed CNN sources
caught on camera said that Kelly was upset with the way Trump handled the firing of former FBI Director James Comey, so much so that he called Comey on the phone to tell him just how upset he was.
At the time, Kelly was head of the Department of Homeland Security, and through his tears, he reportedly told Comey that he was so mad at the bitch Trump, he was going to quit!
“John was angry and hurt by what he saw and the way [Comey] was treated,” one of the sources told CNN.
As you may recall, on May 9, Comey was at the FBI office in Los Angeles when he found out he was fired from a CNN report. He initially thought it was a joke, but when his staff started trying to figure out what to do next, he knew it was the truth, and he got a ride to the airport so he could return to Washington, D.C.
Apparently, as he was traveling back, Kelly called him and was like, “Bitch! Is this shit true?! I can’t believe what this messy bitch did to you!”
Comey was like, “I know! Like, what the fuck? A bitch can’t just do his job?”
Kelly was like, “Fuck that! I’m quitting! We don’t have to put up with this childish shit!”
According to the CNN sources, Comey talked Kelly out of quitting. While the two men are not close friends, they had a professional relationship and a deep mutual respect.
Something must have happened off camera, because on Friday, your president named Kelly as the new White House chief of staff, replacing Reince Priebus, who has also found out what happens when you piss off a messy bitch.
With this new bombshell dropping today, how long will Kelly remain in the big house with Donald, the messy, childish diva?
The Root Senior Editor Stephen A. Crockett Jr. and I have a bet going on whether it will be Sessions or Kelly who goes next. Stephen’s money is on Sessions, but I think if Donald the diva was going to kick out the Nazi Keebler elf, he would have done that already. I think this new info on Kelly is going to be the impetus for the next dramatic firing on White House Apprentice.
What do you think? Place your bets in the comments section.
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