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Twitter Spirals Into Chaos After MAGA Gang Finds Bette Middler Guilty of 1st-Degree Racism

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Yes, everything is about race.

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From the quality of food we have access to, to the education we receive, to the healthcare and housing obstacles we endure, to my woefully unremarkable bank account, guess what factors into all of this shit? You guessed itโ€”race.

But everything isnโ€™t racist.

Sometimes a joke or comment is just tasteless or inappropriate. Sometimes itโ€™s just not your place to speak on certain matters. Sometimes the world would be a much better place if every Kyle or Kylie took 13 seconds to consider the consequences of their actions prior to parking their foot in their mouth or becoming a headline.

Enter Bette Midler.

On Wednesday, the self-appointed โ€œallyโ€ who once deemed women โ€œthe niggers of the worldโ€ took a jab at Donald Trump. More specifically, a picture from one of his reelection rallies, in which she accuses our Kleptocrat-In-Chief of exploiting race for personal gain.

https://twitter.com/BetteMidler/status/1154044513872015361

โ€œLook, there are African American men in this shot!โ€ she tweeted, presumably between guffaws. โ€œHow much did he pay them to be โ€œblackgroundโ€?

Get it? Blackground?

As in black people in the background?

As in a white womanโ€™s portmanteau that nobody asked for?

I would be lying if I said I wasnโ€™t mildly entertained by Middlerโ€™s refusal to accept her place. I would also be lying if I said I was offended.

Thankfully, MAGA came out of the woodwork to speak on black folksโ€™ behalf and blast the revered actress for beingโ€”racist?

https://twitter.com/MarkDice/status/1154102582693920768
https://twitter.com/GlenWoodfin/status/1154190588973109249
https://twitter.com/winningatmylife/status/1154109406805708806

And because thereโ€™s always one:

https://twitter.com/RealChadWO/status/1154162302775681024

Well, shit. Maybe she is racist!

Wait, no sheโ€™s not.

Sometimes a joke or comment is just tasteless or inappropriate. Sometimes itโ€™s just not your place to speak on certain matters. Sometimes the world would be a much better place if every Kyle or Kylie took 13 seconds to consider the consequences of their actions prior to parking their foot in their mouth or becoming a headline.

And sometimes you just gotta eat shit and ride this one out on your own because clearly, this is a pattern.

So good luck with all that, Bette. And hopefully, you evolve into an actual ally instead of just playing one on social media.

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