The Indalian Job: Sometimes, You Just Forget Your Color

Newsday: The Zing Heard 'Round the Hill: New Bill to Tax AIG Exec Bonuses at 100 Percent

The Guardian: Pope Says Condoms Would Make African AIDS Crisis Worse; No, for Real, He Said That


WP: New iPhone May Be on Horizon Because, You Know…that Whole 'Turbines of Industry' Thing

YouTube: Star Trek = Crazy Futuristic! So Where Are the Black Dudes?


Obama Looks to Aid Small Business; AIG Says "Define Small Exactly"

AJC: Hey Gang— St. Patty's Day Not Just for Drunk White Guys!

LAT: With Little Else to Do, Obama Decides to Chat with Leno

USAT: Research Links Diabetes to Alzheimer's Risk

ABC: Prepare to Get Got, Ruth Madoff—The Feds Want Your Stuff

CNN: Scientist Develop Mosquito Death Ray, Buzz Glad They're Focused on Important Stuff

ESPN: Graduation Rates Vary Among Top Tourney Seeds, Will Not Help Your Bracket in the Least

BBC: Africa 'Risks Conflict' Without Aid from Economic Downturn; World Likely to Ignore This Claim


AJE: Bashir Vows to 'Sudanize' Country's Aid Work, Effort May or May Not Include Massacre of the Innocent

Politico: Senator Recommends Suicide for AIG Execs; People Raise Eyebrows, Secretly Feel Same Way