Jan 12
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The wall that no one wanted has become a metaphor for Trump’s time in office: an unfinished, expensive waste of time…
Nov 2
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Looks like the president is building that wall after all.
Apr 21
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Trump is a victim of poor performance. According to several Russian prostitutes whom I didn’t speak with but will…
Aug 28 2019
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President Donald Trump needs the wall, some wall, any wall to be built before November 2020 or his presidency will…
Mar 14 2019
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Feb 14 2019
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The president lost the wall.
Feb 13 2019
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Though Trump may look for a loophole, it seems there will be no wall after all.
Feb 1 2019
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President Donald Trump is hinting at the fact that he’s going to declare a national emergency and because the…
Jan 25 2019
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President Trump is becoming desperate, so desperate that he’s now willing to put funding for his border wall on a…
Jan 10 2019
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Despite running on a campaign of how he was a master business deal-maker and touting that he was going to get a…
Jan 9 2019
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President Don Snow, the watcher of the wall who is valiantly protecting America from the White Brown Walkers, showed…
Dec 31 2018
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President Alex P. Keaton has noted (and by “noted,” I mean drilled the shit into our collective frontal lobes) that…
Dec 28 2018
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The wifi signal in the presidential dungeon was at full strength Friday morning as the president woke from his…
Dec 23 2018
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While the rest of us are scouring Amazon and invading outlet malls to snatch up last minute Christmas gifts, our…
Dec 18 2018
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President Trump doesn’t run the White House. He doesn’t run the Waffle House, Run’s House, the House of Pancakes or…
Aug 3 2017
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President Shitty von Douche Face campaigned on a wall. He didn’t literally stand on a wall while campaigning, but he…
Jan 26 2017
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The standoff between President Donald Trump and Mexican President Enrique Peña Nieto continued with some pretty…
Jan 26 2017
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Mexico’s ex president Vicente Fox Quesada is not here for no damn wall. In fact, he’s never been here for a damn…
Jan 6 2017
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President-elect Donald Trump promised his voters a wall on the U.S.-Mexico border, and now his transition team and…
Nov 17 2016
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President-elect Donald Trump hasn't even picked a transition team, but that hasn't stopped those in his proposed…