Trump is a victim of poor performance. According to several Russian prostitutes whom I didn’t speak with but will…

President Donald Trump needs the wall, some wall, any wall to be built before November 2020 or his presidency will…

Trump is doing it again.

The president lost the wall.

Though Trump may look for a loophole, it seems there will be no wall after all.

President Donald Trump is hinting at the fact that he’s going to declare a national emergency and because the…

President Trump is becoming desperate, so desperate that he’s now willing to put funding for his border wall on a…

Despite running on a campaign of how he was a master business deal-maker and touting that he was going to get a…

President Don Snow, the watcher of the wall who is valiantly protecting America from the White Brown Walkers, showed…

President Alex P. Keaton has noted (and by “noted,” I mean drilled the shit into our collective frontal lobes) that…

The wifi signal in the presidential dungeon was at full strength Friday morning as the president woke from his…

While the rest of us are scouring Amazon and invading outlet malls to snatch up last minute Christmas gifts, our…

President Trump doesn’t run the White House. He doesn’t run the Waffle House, Run’s House, the House of Pancakes or…

President Shitty von Douche Face campaigned on a wall. He didn’t literally stand on a wall while campaigning, but he…

The standoff between President Donald Trump and Mexican President Enrique Peña Nieto continued with some pretty…

Mexico’s ex president Vicente Fox Quesada is not here for no damn wall. In fact, he’s never been here for a damn…

President-elect Donald Trump promised his voters a wall on the U.S.-Mexico border, and now his transition team and…

President-elect Donald Trump hasn't even picked a transition team, but that hasn't stopped those in his proposed…

One New York man wants to make absolutely sure you know exactly who he's supporting in this year's presidential race.