Jan 11 2019
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It’s becoming a pattern: Republican Sen. Tim Scott of South Carolina speaking up more forcefully and clearly about…
Nov 7 2018
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Hopefully the Klan still has King Keebler’s hood because as of Wednesday, barely a full day after the…
Oct 12 2018
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Apparently we at The Root—and specifically, staff writer Michael Harriot—are not the only ones adept at delivering a…
Aug 24 2018
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This week’s version of The Real Husbands of the White House aired a very special episode when the public break up…
Aug 23 2018
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The love affair between Attorney General Jeff “Kindergarten King Keebler” Sessions and President Vladimir TrumPutin…
Jul 30 2018
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On Monday, U.S. Attorney General Jeff Sessions, the biggest elf to ever do it, just created a “religious liberty…
Jul 24 2018
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Every story surrounding Attorney General Jeff “King Keebler” Sessions is an attempt to move the country further away…
Jun 27 2018
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My next-door neighbor ran over a snake once, and that snake stayed in the middle of the street until it finally…
Jun 15 2018
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Around A.D. 49, the Roman emperor Claudius expelled the Jews from the city of Rome. Historians argue about the exact…
Jun 14 2018
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White House press secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders is a mindless propaganda puppet, and U.S. Attorney General Jeff…
Jun 12 2018
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Jeff Sessions Makes Another Racist, Sexist Policy Change at Justice Department. Is Anyone Surprised?
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In what surely is a direct attack on immigrants from Central America, Attorney General Jeff Sessions on Monday…
May 30 2018
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Attorney General Jeff Sessions has always been trash. He openly hates arguably the most peaceful herb of all herbs,…
May 25 2018
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Last week while we were all debating whether it was Laurel or Yanny, watching white people calling the police on…
Apr 24 2018
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U.S. Attorney General Jeff Sessions was quick to recuse himself from the Russia investigation. It is a decision that…
Apr 17 2018
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Donald Trump hates Jeff Sessions with a passion. Sessions thought he was going to be a Trump guy, coming out all…
Mar 15 2018
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The Trump administration is continuing its tradition of speaking to crowds that are largely favorable to its…
Mar 1 2018
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Donald Trump picked Jeff Sessions to be the attorney general of the United States, but he quickly turned on him when…
Feb 23 2018
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In news that would shock only an alien who just landed in the United States on his way to Pluto and was unfamiliar…
Feb 7 2018
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In September 2017, Attorney General Jeff Sessions decided that under his leadership, the U.S. Department of Justice…
Jan 23 2018
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Attorney General Jeff Sessions was interviewed by special counsel Robert Mueller last week, making him the first…