So now that the president of the United States is all âGo, best friend, thatâs my best friendâ with the tyrannical leader of North Korea, he somehow believes that the press is Americaâs biggest enemy.
Itâs good to see that Donald Trumpâs meeting with prison-reform activist Kim Kardashian had a positive effect on the presidentâs feelings about unjust incarceration. Less than 24 hours after that meeting with the Calabasas, Calif., civil rights leader, Trump has decided to pardon Dinesh DâSouza, the unjustly accusedâŚ
Attorney General Jeff Sessions has always been trash. He openly hates arguably the most peaceful herb of all herbs, and Martin Luther King Jr.âs widow openly despised his ass. Thatâs right: Coretta Scott King took time out of her busy day to pen a letter to block the 1986 nomination of Jeff Sessions for federal judgeâŚ
Truth and evidence are two things that have never bothered President Donald Trump or his administration. In fact, if truth and evidence were a person, it would be 2001 Tyronn Lue, and the personification of Trumpâs care for truth and evidence would be Allen Iverson.
My money is on Vice President Mike Pence as being the member of Donald Trumpâs Cabinet who keeps sliding the president an unlocked iPad when no one is looking so that he can send out his conspiratorial tweets to take the spotlight off the very real Russia investigation.
Whenever President Donald Trump starts tweeting wildly and furiously, it usually means heâs bothered about the Russia investigation. On Sunday the president fired off a series of all-cap-and-exclamation-point-laden tweets that were all over the place. In the end, the most telling tweet, and the one that proves thatâŚ
President Donald Trump is a lot of thingsâa man who paints his skin with the finest orange Krylons; a fine connoisseur of Americaâs best xenophobia, misogyny and racismâbut he is not a smart man.
President Krusty Fried Cuckoldâwait, did you see what I did there? KFC?
In President Donald Trumpâs latest edition of âWhite Men Are Soooo Persecuted,â more than a few folks clapped back against his seeming raison dâĂŞtre (protecting the feelings and asses of said white men).
I donât know why the president canât vacation like the rest of us. I guess when he calls Mar-a-Lago the winter White House and claims that heâll be âworkingâ from his Shithole, Fla., vacation estate, he means that heâll be attacking people on Twitter.
President Douchey von ShitFace isnât happy that the âbeautifulâ statues commemorating racism at its finest are being removed, because you know racism and monuments to racism need to be preserved!
President Trump has always been a racist and a supporter of white supremacy. So when the president gave his carefully crafted speech denouncing white hate some two days ago as the torch-wielding race rally left one woman dead and several injured, the only people who were moved by the speech were white supremacists.âŚ
Donald Trump just wonât shut the hell up. Seriously. He wonât stop trying to get America into a nuclear war with the most unstable leader in the world. In fact, GuamâGuam, of all places!âis currently being threatened because the president wonât stop talking, or tweeting.
Because the president handles his relationships like a Twitter-obsessed teen, the American public has been privy to the nightmare reality show that is the White House, and, it looks like Attorney General Jeff Sessions has upset the emperor.
Itâs Monday, and that usually means that the president, who has the mental capacity of a teenager in the back of his parentsâ car on a road trip vacation he doesnât want to be on, is tweeting again. Of course, heâs tweeting about Russia and witch hunts and FAKE NEWS (all caps, always all caps) and Hillary Clinton.
Another day, another dumbass tweet from President Tiny Twitter Fingas. I know there are those who believe that the media shouldnât follow the tweets of the dictator-in-chief. Those who believe that his tweets only move the focus away from his work or lack thereof, but let me assure you that his tweets are important,âŚ
Donald Trump is a messy bitch. Full stop. Wait, I just got a video message from the president:
President Donald Trump and I rarely agree. In fact, we are so far apart that if he said the sky was blue, I would say, âShut up, you orange-faced afterbirth, lying sack of Russian urine!â
An Illinois congressman wants to make the presidentâs tweets part of the presidential record and prevent Twitter Fingas from deleting tweets.
White House press secretary Sean âSpicy Factsâ Spicer is up to his old tricks again. After several months of claiming that the press spends too much time paying attention to President Twitter Fingasâ timeline, Spicy now claims that the presidentâs tweets are official statements from the president and should be treatedâŚ
