Jan 7
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Even as the pandemic has handcuffed so much of our activity, think for a moment of all the shit you still have…
Oct 6
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Early this morning, backslid humanoid Termite Listeriosis emerged from her deep slumber on a dumpster in an outhouse…
Jun 8
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In recent years, we’ve all watched Lil Wayne deteriorate before our very eyes.
Dec 11 2019
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Toto, I have a feeling we’re not in Old Kanye anymore...and we haven’t been for a while.
Aug 1 2019
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Tomi Lahren, America’s unwashable mayonnaise stain and host of some shitty show on Fox News, couldn’t stand watching…
Jan 22 2019
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One day, folks are going to learn not to come for Cardi B unless she calls for them—but that day clearly isn’t today.
Jan 20 2019
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While she might be BFF’s with hip-hop arbiter Charlamagne Tha God, the list of people that despise Right-wing…
Dec 13 2018
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Yesterday morning, Televangelist Lice emerged from beneath the cellar of a Barbie Glam Getaway Traphouse repurposed…
Sep 26 2018
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If you ever wanted to 1. know who the nine ashiest people in America are and 2. watch me on camera revealing the…
Sep 24 2018
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Earlier today, Tyrannosaurus Lobotomy crawled from out of her loft space in a Lululemon changing room trash can to…
Aug 8 2018
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Conservative politics and perpetually chapped lips are a clear sign of lotion avoidance. Also, I’m looking forward…
Jul 8 2018
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Tomi Lahren, Satan’s blonde-haired colostomy bag, went full snowflake on Fox News Saturday night, explaining that…
Jun 22 2018
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Anyone who says personal style isn’t political is fooling themselves—and anyone who’s ever been discriminated…
May 23 2018
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Someone threw some water at sentient box of racist baking soda Tomi Lahren, and the question of whether it was a…
May 14 2018
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Tomi Lahren Is a Descendant of Non-English-Speaking Immigrants. She Should Shut Up About Immigration
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Dear Racist White People:
Mar 1 2018
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Jan 29 2018
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Earlier Monday afternoon, Deadspin revealed that Professional White Woman Britt McHenry bought many of her Twitter…
Dec 6 2017
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On Tuesday night, activist and professional football player Colin Kaepernick was presented with the Sports…
Oct 30 2017
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When conservatives get their high-waisted, lace-trimmed, ribbon-adorned, flowery white panties in a bunch about…
Jul 31 2017
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No one ever taught me about Emmett Till. When I was 11 years old, I was sitting in a room filled with black men at…