the wedding
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Florida Couple Planned Whole-Ass Wedding at Mansion They Didn’t Own and Had No Permission to Use
At this point I’m such a Florida news historian that you can tell me news that happened anywhere around the world, and I can tell you which event happened in Florida, the armpit of America. It’s actually quite easy. Just listen out for the most bizarre, meth-infused news and chances are it happened in the…
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Trump Interrupts Mar-a-Lago Wedding to Ramble About Losing the Election
Imagine it’s your big day and the unemployed, former White House squatter grabs the microphone and starts rambling about some stuff that no one cares about, well maybe those at Mar-a-Lago give a shit because they are having a wedding in that shithole. “I’ve been watching the news and they’re telling me about the border,…