Sep 15
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In Cuties (Mignonnes), the lead character Amy (Fathia Youssouf) is on a journey to find herself while navigating…
Sep 10
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We already know that Trump doesn’t know how any of this works. He literally doesn’t understand the workings of the…
Jun 16
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Ted Cruz Challenged Actor Ron Perlman to Wrestle Jim Jordan, Which Further Proves That 2020 Is Trash
It all started with a goddamn chicken sandwich and now 2020 hasn’t just jumped the shark, it’s off the rails and…
Dec 11
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Gun control is a bit of a complicated issue but no matter which side of the argument you fall on, it’s painfully…
Jul 12 2019
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Republicans have been big mad since Nike decided to pull its Betsy Ross-inspired Air Max 1 USA sneakers. But it…
Jun 14 2019
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Mathematicians Katherine Johnson, Dorothy Vaughan and Mary Jackson were memorably immortalized onscreen by Taraji P.…
Nov 8 2018
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Nov 6 2018
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Leave it to Beyoncé to debut an eleventh-hour drop—though this time, it wasn’t a surprise single. Instead, the Queen…
Nov 2 2018
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With the midterms so close, you can smell the swell of the blue wave coming. Maybe that’s why Texas Sen. Ted Cruz…
Oct 27 2018
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Several Texas organizations have received reports of voting machines switching votes in the high-profile Senate race…
Oct 23 2018
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I’m tearing up a bit. Not because I’m sad but because I’m tired of always being correct and amazing. It’s difficult…
Sep 26 2018
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At some point during his flight back to Washington, D.C., on Monday, Texas Sen. Ted Cruz slouched in his seat,…
Sep 25 2018
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Sen. Ted Cruz was just trying to enjoy a meal of boiled monkey parts flavored with braised deer scalp and a tall…
Sep 17 2018
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Texas Sen. Ted Cruz, the grown-up Eddie Munster, thinks that challenger Rep. Beto O’Rourke was wrong to rush to…
Jun 15 2018
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Deputy Managing Editor Yesha Callahan is gonna be mad at this short-ass lede, but today there’s no need to pussyfoot…
May 29 2018
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Sen. Ted Cruz (R-Texas), aka “Grown-Up Eddie Munster,” posted a photo of himself at the Toyota Center on Monday…
Oct 26 2017
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For years, Alabama has been a regressive state with little national influence, but President Donald Trump’s rise and…
Sep 12 2017
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I never thought that Sen. Ted Cruz (R-Texas) and I had anything in common, and we still don’t, but old freak-ass …
Sep 27 2016
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Depending on whom you ask, Ted Cruz is about as likable as jock itch. In July, fellow Republican Sen. Dan Coats of…
May 3 2016
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Ted Cruz is no longer running for president of the United States. Which is good, because Ted Cruz is also maybe —…