Updated Friday, Aug. 18, 2017, 2:08 p.m. EDT: Hot on the news that White House chief strategist Steve Bannon has been asked to return his White House lanyard, the Progressive Change Campaign Committee, a grassroots organization that wants to weed out white supremacy in the White House, has concluded that Bannon’s…

In arguably the most perplexing twist to hit the Trump administration yet—and trust me, I know that’s saying a lot—the internet has unearthed a hip-hop musical about the Los Angeles riots written by white nationalist, chief strategist and real president of the United States, the man whom Trump calls Papa, Steve Bannon.