President Trump on Pace to Break His Daily Lying Record
If President Donald Trump keeps lying at the rate that he’s been, he’s on pace to break his daily quota of lies set in h…
Trump Rants Like Racist Grandpa in Speech to MAGA Negroes
Donald Trump set aside some time between racist rants to go on a racist rant with young black conservatives gathered at…
I Think My 1-Year-Old Son’s Pacifier Is His Homeboy
Parents, stop me if you’ve heard any of this before. Of my three children, my youngest, Rome, is by far the biggest…
‘Teleprompter Trump’ Calls for Unity a Day After ‘Rally Trump’ Spit Hot Hatred
In the continued push to prove that the president of White Walkers was once a compassionate human person, Donald Trump…
NC High School Withholds Diploma From Senior Because He Refuses to Read Speech Written by Administrators
A graduating high school senior had his diploma withheld for about two days because he refused to read a speech given…
Van Jones’ Invite to the Cookout Is Looking Suspect After Recent Trump Comments
Van Jones will always be welcome at the cookout, but he might not always be entitled to a big red Solo cup of adult…
Trump’s Presidential Address: The Wypipo Speech
Apparently, black people are racist.
President's First Congressional Address Open Thread
What is he gon' say?
How to Write a Donald Trump Speech
President Asshat has never been an orator. In fact, aside from his popular catchphrase “You’re fired” “Grab ’em by the…
Jessica Williams’ Sundance Women’s March Speech Is a Must-Read
Jessica Williams is anything but average. And her mother made her realize that a long time ago after she stopped doing…
President Obama Is Really Leaving, Will Deliver Farewell Address in Chicago
As we move closer to the final days of an actual adult presidency, the reality that we're letting go of scandal-free…
Russell Westbrook Delivers Impassioned Okla. Hall of Fame Speech
On Thursday, Russell Westbrook gave an impassioned speech after being inducted into the Oklahoma Hall of Fame.…
We Owe Donald Trump as Much Respect as He Gave Us During His Run for President
In a concession speech that was exceptionally gracious, given the behavior of her political opponent throughout this…
Melania Trump Wants to Stop Cyberbullying as First Lady; She Should Start With Her Husband
As first lady, Melania Trump would like to be an advocate for women and young people. Her first act would be to stop…
Bill Clinton Bashes Obamacare During Rally, Then Tries to Moonwalk Away From His Statements
Rule No. 1 when stumping for the next president who happens to be your wife: Don't criticize the current president's…
Dear Michelle Obama, We Will Miss You.
Like most folks that I know who took the time to actually watch the Republican National Convention in Cleveland (I was…
Barack Obama MLK’d His DNC Speech in 2004. Too Bad Part of It Was Just a Dream
The speech that then-Sen. Barack Obama gave during the 2004 Democratic National Convention solidified him in the minds…
Trump Staffer Takes the Fall for Plagiarism in Melania Trump’s Speech
An employee with the Trump Organization has taken the fall for the apparent plagiarism of Michelle Obama's 2008…
5 Reasons Jesse Williams Is a Black Girl’s Best Friend
The most disrespected person in America is the black woman.
The most unprotected person in America is the black woman.
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