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Nooooo! Sean Spicer Resigns as White House Names Anthony Scaramucci as Communications Director
Noooooooooooooooooooo!!! I can’t deal with this life! The one shining star in President Donald Trump’s abysmal and hopelessly clueless Cabinet was White House press secretary Sean “Spicy Facts” Spicer. Now the New York Times reports that Spicy Facts offered the Trump administration his resignation after strongly objecting to the news that Trump had hired a…
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Sean ‘Spicy Facts’ Spicer Is Reportedly Stepping Out of the Spotlight, and Why This Is Bad for America
If recent reports are correct, we may have seen the last of Sean “Spicy Facts” Spicer, and if this is so, then it sucks for America. Spicy Facts was a weekly dose of comic relief in a White House so absurd that it tipped over the line of tragic comedy and now currently lives in…
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Trump Tweets Are Now ‘Official Statements’ From President; He May Live-Tweet During James Comey’s Hearing
White House press secretary Sean “Spicy Facts” Spicer is up to his old tricks again. After several months of claiming that the press spends too much time paying attention to President Twitter Fingas’ timeline, Spicy now claims that the president’s tweets are official statements from the president and should be treated as such. This about-face…
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Are We Watching Sean ‘Spicy Facts’ Spicer’s Final Days as Press Secretary?
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! I can’t take this. President Vladimir TrumPutin is considering downsizing Sean “Spicy Facts” Spicer’s public role, according to Politico, and of course I’ve heard the rumors that Spicy Facts is on the verge of losing his job completely as the White House press secretary, but I will have none of it. While I even…
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It’s Time for Sean ‘Spicy Facts’ Spicer to Say His Goodbyes
From the time Sean “Spicy Facts” Spicer received the position of White House press secretary, I’ve been trying to decide whether he’s an idiot. Sure, taking a position in this bumbling administration requires a certain level of stupidity, but I’m still stuck on whether or not Spicer is an actual idiot. I can’t decipher whether…
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Sean ‘Spicy Facts’ Spicer Claims Hitler Did Not Gas Jews
Sean “Spicy Facts” Spicer has done it now. During a White House press briefing in which the press secretary was trying to characterize Syrian President Bashar Assad and his connection with President TrumPutin’s play cousin Mother Russia, Spicy Facts decided to invoke Adolf Hitler’s name. Even Hitler “didn’t sink to using chemical weapons” during World…