Sep 24
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First, Florida voters did something so un-Florida-like that everyone outside of Florida was like, “Bitch, do y’all…
Sep 22
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Florida is fucked up. Like sometimes when I think about hell, I imagine that it’s a lot like Florida without Miami…
Sep 21
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If the Devil hawked a loogie and that mound of phlegm grew feet and arms it would be Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis. He…
Sep 12
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A groundbreaking constitutional amendment that restored voting rights to about 775,000 people with former felonies…
Jul 16
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In 2018, Florida voters made a momentous decision: restoring the right to vote for those convicted of a felony, so…
Jul 14
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On Monday, a man—who can’t possibly live in Florida—interrupted a press conference by Gov. Ron DeSantis (who looks…
Jul 9
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Florida doesn’t just lead American in inventiveness, like the 450-pound Florida man who hid coke and pot under his…
Jul 1
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Have you ever heard the story of how Florida was created?
May 25
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Voting rights advocates in Florida and across the country are celebrating a recent federal judge ruling that opens…
Apr 28
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Florida Governor Ron DeSantis is holding on to federal dollars tighter than a pimp from Chicago. He needs to run…
Apr 10
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I know that what I’m about to type may be blasphemous—I’m sheltering-in-place with a toddler who can’t stop watching…
Apr 2
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Limiting access to voting has long been a battle the GOP is willing to fight. Even when the people vote to ease…
Jan 16
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In November 2018, Florida voters moved to restore voting rights to 1.4 million convicted felons following their…
Jan 24 2019
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Another day, another person is forced to resign because he thought it would be funny to paint his skin black, tie…
Nov 13 2018
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Well hello again, Racist Baby! I’m afraid it’s a little more complicated than that. No one is trying to steal the…
Nov 10 2018
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According to the New York Times, Florida officials announced Saturday that with the elections for senator, governor…
Nov 8 2018
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You Thought the Elections Were Over? Well, Florida Says Hold My Beer as Races May Head for a Recount
I was at a bar once when my buddy asked me to run “shy brother” and introduce him to a woman way out of his league.…
Nov 8 2018
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Oct 31 2018
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For more than a month, Florida GOP gubernatorial candidate Ron DeSantis has been race-baiting the work of the Dream…
Oct 30 2018
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JACKSONVILLE, Fla.—Tallahassee Mayor Andrew Gillum isn’t afraid to tell you he is a proud black man. The political…