Burger King To Pay For "Burger-King" Wedding
Whenever I think of God's sense of humor, I think of things like a couple with the respective surnames of Burger and…
Literally Everybody (Including You) Helped Kanye West Write "All Day"
I was going to post a link to the CDQ version of the song but it looks like its been pulled from all outlets since its…
McDonalds Auctions Off (Not So) Special Sauce For $23K
Ya'll remember the McDonald's Big Mac commercial jingle? I (barely) do since I was a young cheeks when those…
Comcast's Gon' Comcast: Cable Company Renames Former Customer "Asshole Brown"
Raise your hand if you need any other reason to hate Comcast other than it being Comcast?
2 Termzzzz: 2 Chainz Wants To Run For Mayor Of College Park, Georgia
Remember that recent debate between 2 Chainz and Nancy Grace about marijuana legalization? Well, clearly the natural…
Michelle Williams Tells Mike Huckabee "You Come At The Queen, You Best Not Miss"
Apparently on an episode of The View (they still make those?), Mike Huckabee appeared and theorized in his book that…
Toni Morrison To Release New Novel, And I'm Preparing To Pretend To Understand It
There are not enough superlatives to describe the work of Toni Morrison, America's greatest living novelist. The Bluest…
Man Buys 99 iPhones To Propose; Girlfriend Says "iDon't"
We might as well get the obvious joke out of the way. My man has 99 iProblems and a bitch aint one.
When "Taking A Picture" With A Black Man Means You're "Throwing Gang Signs"
So, amongst the raw frustration of the war against our Black brethren/sistren at the hands of police, is the…
T-Pain Outchea Singin' Without Auto-Tune And Sounding Good!
Who knew T-Pain could actually sing? I'm sure of you did. But some of us didn't. Either way, I already enjoying people…
10 Things Less Somehow Less Predictable Than Chief Keef Getting Dropped From His Label
Chief Keef was recently dropped from Interscope. Here's a list of things somehow less predictable than that…
When White People Attack...Pumpkins
This past Saturday, a riot broke out during the New Hampshire Pumpkin Festival, resulting in police releasing tear gas…
Spiders The Size of Puppies? Fuck Nature, Yo.
"The South American Goliath birdeater (real name!) has a footlong legspan and two-inch fangs. Its body is about the…
ELLE Magazine "Discovers" Timberland Trend; The Entire 1990s Says "Discover Deez"
Social media was all aflutter when ELLE Magazine's (Blackity Black Black Black ya'll) fashion editor, Danielle Prescod…
VSB Contributor Tunde Akinyeke Named On List Of Black Dudes In STEM And Shit
You might remember Kyla McMullen's original list of 73 sexy sistas in science, which won points for alliteration and…
Raven Labels Self "Colorless and American." World Replies "Colorless And American' Is NOT A Color, Raven"
Raven-Symoné recently waxed poetically about labels on Oprah's "Where Are They Now?" special, and has (old) Black…
Fuck The Police, Volume 3,456,789,777,841,546,354,147
At this point, providing commentary on police fuckery is pointless. We all know that police are violating as many…
Why You Don't Want To Be Dale Decker: The Guy Who Can't Stop Having Orgasms
Wisconsin man Dale Decker is pretty much on self-inflicted house arrest because he suffers from persistent genital…
Tyler Perry Expecting Human Baby: Written, Directed, Produced By And Starring Tyler Perry
Apparently, Tyler Perry announced at his 45th birthday party that he was expecting his first child. Naturally, I…
Love And Hip Hop Presents: Bow Wow And Erica Mena Are Engaged For Some Reason
No, they're really engaged. Like, seriously. But, we can't help but think this is Mona Scott-Young's doing.