PoliticsPoliticsTrump Impeached for the Second TimeCongrats are in order for President Donald J. Trump, as he accomplished a truly notable first today. Following a…ByJoe Jurado1/13/21 5:44PMComments (42)Save
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NewsCoronavirusNewsCoronavirusWhite House Tells FDA Chief to Authorize Coronavirus Vaccine or Resign for Reasons That Make No SenseApparently, the White House chief of staff told the head of the Food and Drug Administration to grant authorization…ByJoe Jurado12/11/20 8:00PMComments (10)Save
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PoliticsPoliticsTrump Is Spiraling, Will Reportedly Undergo Televised Medical Exam a Day After Attacking Kamala, His Cabinet in Unhinged InterviewThe president of people who call computers “puters” will undergo a “medical evaluation” on television, which brings…ByStephen A. Crockett Jr.10/09/20 12:08PMComments (243)Save
CultureHealthCultureHealthPro-Life President’s Coronavirus Treatment Was Tested Using Cells Originally Cultivated From Aborted TissueThe antibody cocktail used to treat President Donald Trump’s case of coronavirus uses cells originally derived from…ByJoe Jurado10/08/20 4:56PMComments (15)Save
NewsNewsProud Boys Celebrate Trump's Call to 'Stand Back and Stand By' During Tuesday's DebateThe Grand Wizard...sorry, president of the United States horrified a lot of people Tuesday night with his…ByJoe Jurado9/30/20 1:54PMComments (56)Save
PoliticsPoliticsAdderall Versus Nothing at All (Maybe): 5 Things to Watch for in Tuesday’s Presidential DebateTwo old white men fighting in a Walmart parking lot is what we can expect at Tuesday night’s presidential debate and…ByStephen A. Crockett Jr.9/29/20 3:00PMComments (48)Save
PoliticsPoliticsTrump Wants Biden to Take Drug Test Before First DebateI don’t think we ever discussed the similarities between President Trump and boxer Floyd Mayweather Jr.ByStephen A. Crockett Jr.8/27/20 3:30PMComments (59)Save
PoliticsPoliticsMichael Cohen’s New Book Confirms the President’s Love of Golden Showers and Tax FraudWhat do you know, turns out that the president’s orange-tinted skin might not come from a slathering of Kylie…ByStephen A. Crockett Jr.8/14/20 11:30AMComments (44)Save
EntertainmentSocial MediaEntertainmentSocial MediaAfter a Summer of Social Media Trolling By Gen Z, Trump Says He's Going to Ban TikTok From AmericaThe petty President of the United States says his government will be banning the social media app TikTok from…ByIshena Robinson8/01/20 12:40PMComments (64)Save
NewsNewsA Weekend of Unrest as Violence Erupts at Protests Across the CountryAt this point, it’s common knowledge that protests against police brutality and systemic racism are ongoing across…ByJoe Jurado7/27/20 3:36PMComments (14)Save
NewsNewsHouse Approves $740 Billion Military Spending Bill That Includes Measure to Remove Confederate Names From BasesAs the debate around Confederate iconography intensifies, the House of Representatives has approved a funding bill…ByJoe Jurado7/22/20 7:00PMComments (19)Save
PoliticsPoliticsTrump Signs Police Reform Executive Order While Rubbing the Heads of Cops and Van Jones Thinks It’s a Good ThingThe best way to approach a Trump speech is the same way you eat a steak; you have to separate the meat from the bone…ByStephen A. Crockett Jr.6/16/20 2:13PMComments (36)Save
PoliticsPoliticsTrump’s Niece Goes Full 6ix9ine, Spills all the Tea in New Tell-All. We Must Protect Her at All CostsTurns out that Trump’s niece, Mary Trump, is part of the resistance, or she just happens to hate her uncle just as…ByStephen A. Crockett Jr.6/16/20 1:00PMComments (267)Save
NewsNewsTrump's Phone Call With George Floyd's Family Went as Well as You'd ExpectPhilonise Floyd, the brother of George Floyd, says President Trump barely gave him a chance to speak during a recent…ByIshena Robinson5/31/20 2:08PMComments (127)Save
PoliticsPoliticsJoe Biden and Trump Face Off in To Mask or To Be ‘an Absolute Fool’If Joe Biden could punch President Trump in the face and get away with it, he would. Not because the president…ByStephen A. Crockett Jr.5/27/20 3:00PMComments (57)Save
NewsNewsLies Detected: Twitter Fact Checks Trump Tweet For The First TimeOver the last four years, the current president has displayed what seems to be a severe allergy to the truth. If…ByJoe Jurado5/26/20 7:15PMComments (94)Save
NewsNewsBarack Obama Calls Trump Administration's COVID-19 Response an 'Absolute Chaotic Disaster'Former President Barack Obama derided the Trump administration’s handling of the COVID-19 crisis in a recent phone…ByIshena Robinson5/10/20 5:40PMComments (71)Save