Aug 1
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The petty President of the United States says his government will be banning the social media app TikTok from…
Jul 27
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At this point, it’s common knowledge that protests against police brutality and systemic racism are ongoing across…
Jul 22
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As the debate around Confederate iconography intensifies, the House of Representatives has approved a funding bill…
Jun 16
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The best way to approach a Trump speech is the same way you eat a steak; you have to separate the meat from the bone…
Jun 16
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Turns out that Trump’s niece, Mary Trump, is part of the resistance, or she just happens to hate her uncle just as…
May 31
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Philonise Floyd, the brother of George Floyd, says President Trump barely gave him a chance to speak during a recent…
May 27
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If Joe Biden could punch President Trump in the face and get away with it, he would. Not because the president…
May 26
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Over the last four years, the current president has displayed what seems to be a severe allergy to the truth. If…
May 10
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Former President Barack Obama derided the Trump administration’s handling of the COVID-19 crisis in a recent phone…
Apr 28
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I was 37. I wish I could say this realization came sooner. That’s an embarrassingly late age. But I also used to…
Apr 27
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Apr 27
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Spoiler Alert: La La La Laaaa, you don’t have to wait until Kanye West gets his money right anymore. Oh, and you…
Mar 31
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The continuously escalating COVID-19 pandemic has resulted in a need for President Trump to be truthful and to drop…
Mar 27
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If there is a woman in your neighborhood who has ventilators, you might as well go on and get you one to bring to…
Mar 27
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There are some things that have remained consistent since the coronavirus hit: Jeezy is still rapping about drugs…
Mar 18
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The first case of coronavirus was diagnosed in the U.S. on January 21, but the president knew that this was…
Mar 6
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President Contaminated HawSpit—also known as the Human Racism Virus—keeps telling America that we’ve got nothing to…
Feb 27
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For some reason—maybe this has to do with white Midwestern farmers who don’t realize that Trump doesn’t care about…
Feb 20
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Roger Stone, the longtime ally of President Trump who unironically dresses like a 1920 gangster and a traveling…
Feb 13
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Former White House Chief of Staff John Kelly is now telling his truth, which could mean a few things: