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Watch Mike Pence’s Matrix-Like Deflection of Obama Wiretapping Claims Made by Trump
Vice President Mike Pence knows that President Mother Russia was lying when he took to the keyboard with his little fingers to type those crazy claims that former President Barack Obama wiretapped Trump Tower in New York City. In fact, the vice president pulled out some Matrix-like dodging moves when he was asked flat out…
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New Photos Prove That Trump Stay Lying: No One Showed Up at His Inauguration
Remember that narcissistic, rambling speech that President Asshat gave to the CIA shortly after white women elected him president? The one where he claimed that it was raining and that God made it shine just for him to give his speech, and then it started raining again after he stopped talking? Well, in that speech,…
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Trump Issues Revised Muslim Ban and Acts as if It Isn’t Another Muslim Ban
Because President Vladimir TrumPutin won’t let it just die, he has signed a revised executive order that will ban immigration from certain Muslim-majority countries. The new Muslim ban, which is totally a Muslim ban although the White House would prefer the term “travel ban” until it slips and calls it a Muslim ban like it…