A Prayer of Financial Stability for Those Who Keep Losing Their Weaves in the Streets
Let us bow our heads:
A Prayer of Congregation for Those of Us Who’ve Made It to the Super Bowl Without Watching the NFL All Season
If you know like I know, bow your heads.
10 New Year’s Resolutions Everybody Sucks at Keeping That Have Nothing to Do With Losing Weight
New Year’s resolutions are fun. They’re also notoriously hard to sustain, and ultimately we only come up with them because other people do and we hate it when we’re at dinner and going around the table and we don’t have shit to say. So here are things many of us say that we know aren’t real but we believe they are at…
Exclusive: God Responds to Ben Carson’s Weird Prayer Thanking the Lord for Trump and the Tax Bill
Before a Wednesday Cabinet meeting, the Grinch Who Stole the Middle Class’s Christmas informed the members of the press that they should stay for a few minutes to join Snow White Supremacist and the Seven Demons in prayer. Led by the successful surgeon, failed dick-stabber, and Secretary of Housing and Urban…
A Prayer for My Emotions as This Is Us Embarks on Its 2nd Season
Let us bow our heads in prayer.
A Prayer for White People Who Don’t Understand That Black Love Doesn’t Mean White Hate (Sometimes)
Congregation of St. Panama Jackson the United Methodist Baptist Pentecostal AME Church of God in Christ Episcopal Primitive Missionary Baptist Downward Dog Down by the Riverside Holiness Church, please bow your heads:
A Prayer Because I'm Just *CENSORED* Tired
Congregation of St. Panama Jackson the United Methodist Baptist Pentecostal AME Church of God in Christ Episcopal Primitive Missionary Baptist Down By The Riverside Holiness Church, please bow your heads…again:
A Prayer For Parents Who Let Their Kids Wear Shorts To School When It’s Cold Outside
Congregation of St. Panama Jackson the United Methodist Baptist Pentecostal AME Church of God in Christ Episcopal Primitive Missionary Baptist Down By The Riverside Holiness Church, please bow your heads:
After Charleston, Questioning The Power of Prayer
Lookin' down on my soul now
On Praying Away The Gay
If you haven't yet seen the video of a "formerly" gay man renouncing homosexuality and declaring that he likes wimenwimenwimenwimen during a church service, take a moment after you're done reading this to thank me for introducing this to your life. It is, without a doubt, the most ridiculous thing I've seen this year.
