A Prayer of Congregation for Those of Us Whoâve Made It to the Super Bowl Without Watching the NFL All Season
If you know like I know, bow your heads.
10 New Yearâs Resolutions Everybody Sucks at Keeping That Have Nothing to Do With Losing Weight
New Yearâs resolutions are fun. Theyâre also notoriously hard to sustain, and ultimately we only come up with them because other people do and we hate it when weâre at dinner and going around the table and we donât have shit to say. So here are things many of us say that we know arenât real but we believe they are atâŚ
Exclusive: God Responds to Ben Carsonâs Weird Prayer Thanking the Lord for Trump and the Tax Bill
Before a Wednesday Cabinet meeting, the Grinch Who Stole the Middle Classâs Christmas informed the members of the press that they should stay for a few minutes to join Snow White Supremacist and the Seven Demons in prayer. Led by the successful surgeon, failed dick-stabber, and Secretary of Housing and UrbanâŚ
A Prayer for My Emotions as This Is Us Embarks on Its 2nd Season
Let us bow our heads in prayer.
A Prayer for White People Who Donât Understand That Black Love Doesnât Mean White Hate (Sometimes)
Congregation of St. Panama Jackson the United Methodist Baptist Pentecostal AME Church of God in Christ Episcopal Primitive Missionary Baptist Downward Dog Down by the Riverside Holiness Church, please bow your heads:
A Prayer Because I'm Just *CENSORED* Tired
Congregation of St. Panama Jackson the United Methodist Baptist Pentecostal AME Church of God in Christ Episcopal Primitive Missionary Baptist Down By The Riverside Holiness Church, please bow your headsâŚagain:
A Prayer For Parents Who Let Their Kids Wear Shorts To School When Itâs Cold Outside
Congregation of St. Panama Jackson the United Methodist Baptist Pentecostal AME Church of God in Christ Episcopal Primitive Missionary Baptist Down By The Riverside Holiness Church, please bow your heads:
After Charleston, Questioning The Power of Prayer
Lookin' down on my soul now
On Praying Away The Gay
If you haven't yet seen the video of a "formerly" gay man renouncing homosexuality and declaring that he likes wimenwimenwimenwimen during a church service, take a moment after you're done reading this to thank me for introducing this to your life. It is, without a doubt, the most ridiculous thing I've seen this year.
