Are you going to ask a question? Because right now you’re just stating facts. Which I appreciate—yay, facts! I just want to know if there’s a question there.

It's been well-established that President Obama discarded the last one of his fucks many moons ago; letting it go the same way Kappas forsake dignity at coed kickball games. We don't know exactly where he left that last fuck, but my guess would be in a bathroom sink in Ben's Chili Bowl on U Street, which is where…

What is potato salad?

The danger of being a Black person in the vicinity of a police officer is well-documented, as everything from "driving while Black" to "being Black while Black" has been proven to be an arrestable and often even fatal offense. But law enforcement isn't the only thing specifically dangerous to us.

1. If at a cookout, what's the most important question you can ask?

It's November. And since it's November, Thanksgiving — my favorite holiday — is right around the corner. Which means many of us will be traveling to or hosting family soon, and have already started making plans and arrangements. And, while determining things like "Is Uncle Frank bringing his kids?" and "Who's picking…