Petty President: Trump Looking to Remove Security Clearances From Ex-Officials Critical of His Administration

Devil’s mouthpiece, Sarah Huckabee Sanders aka “Suckabee,” dropped a bombshell during what was supposed to be a routine press briefing when she announced that the president of the United States is looking into pulling the security clearances of several former Obama administration officials including former Director of…

10 New Year’s Resolutions Everybody Sucks at Keeping That Have Nothing to Do With Losing Weight

New Year’s resolutions are fun. They’re also notoriously hard to sustain, and ultimately we only come up with them because other people do and we hate it when we’re at dinner and going around the table and we don’t have shit to say. So here are things many of us say that we know aren’t real but we believe they are at…