Donald Trump Jr., a.k.a. Whose mans is this? a.k.a. Not-Ivanka, a.k.a. Vanessa Trump’s baby daddy, claims to have fixed the controversial Nike ad by adding his father’s flaccid face.

Looks like we’ll be seeing a lot more items from Ivanka Trump’s namesake fashion label in our local outlet stores; in a developing story, Page Six reports that the current first daughter is shuttering her clothing and shoe company “ASAP.”

I’m just now realizing that it isn’t just the Trump administration’s policies that drive me nuts. It’s not the rambling speeches President ChiChi von FuckFace makes or even the endless rallies that include those rambling speeches ... it’s the tweets. And not just the tweets, but the victory-lap tweets.