not-ivanka
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Kellyanne Conway and Don Jr. Gentrify MLK Day With Raisin and Mayo-Laced Bullshit
Much like cornrows, hips, lips, asses and black men who play basketball, white people love some Martin Luther King Jr. Once a year, they co-opt the holiday observed in his name and act like they loved him his whole life. Studies taken by Me and Me—more formally called Me (I did the study)—show that white…
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Donald Trump Jr. Attacks Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez With Ignorant Dog-Eating Meme
Donald Trump Jr. continues his quest for relevancy and his pointless push to outshine his father’s favorite offspring by posting highly offensive content to his Instagram account and then running to show his father how funny he can be. For some reason, Trump Jr. (aka Not-Ivanka) thought it’d be funny to post a meme to…
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Donald Trump Jr. Used His Father's Face to Make His Own Nike Ad
Donald Trump Jr., a.k.a. Whose mans is this? a.k.a. Not-Ivanka, a.k.a. Vanessa Trump’s baby daddy, claims to have fixed the controversial Nike ad by adding his father’s flaccid face. “Not-Ivanka” posted his version of the Nike ad to his Instagram page on Wednesday. Since the debut of Nike’s Colin Kaepernick ad for the 30th anniversary…
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You're Fired! Ivanka Trump Shuts Down Her Fashion Line
Looks like we’ll be seeing a lot more items from Ivanka Trump’s namesake fashion label in our local outlet stores; in a developing story, Page Six reports that the current first daughter is shuttering her clothing and shoe company “ASAP.” In a statement obtained by the Washington Post, Trump reportedly says she’s going to be…
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Don Trump Jr. Just Used the Word ‘Lit’ and I Feel Triggered
I’m just now realizing that it isn’t just the Trump administration’s policies that drive me nuts. It’s not the rambling speeches President ChiChi von FuckFace makes or even the endless rallies that include those rambling speeches … it’s the tweets. And not just the tweets, but the victory-lap tweets. If this were the original Karate…