mcdonald’s
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That Time in High School That I Didn't Get Hired at McDonald's
I don’t know about you, but where I lived in the mid-90s, there weren’t many places for a high schooler to get a job, or so I thought, anyway. Close to me was the world’s most perseverant Hardee’s of all time, McDonald’s, a Bruno’s and a Winn-Dixie, the last two both grocery stores. Well, it…
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Dreams Do Come True: There’s Now an App That Tells You if McDonald’s Ice Cream Machine Is Broken (as Usual)
We’ve all been there. We roll into McDonald’s dreaming of our McFlurry in all its calorific deliciousness, only to be told (time and time over) that the ice cream machine is broken. Well, your unnecessary trips to the fast-food chain may soon be over because some wonderful genius has created an app that will tell…
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2 Large Fries and a Baggie of Coke? McDonald’s Manager Charged With Dealing Drugs Out of Bronx, NY, Restaurant
The manager of a McDonald’s in New York City’s Bronx borough decided to double his earnings by dealing cocaine while managing the fast-food restaurant, according to prosecutors. Frank Guerrero, 26, worked at the 24-hour McDonald’s location on Bruckner Boulevard for about eight years, and during that time, he often unlocked the doors to serve up…
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Texas Woman Calls Police After McNuggets Aren’t Made Quickly Enough
When you’re in dire need of some McDonald’s nuggets, forget about waiting patiently for the artery-clogging fried chicken pieces of deliciousness. One woman in Waco, Texas, couldn’t wait a minute longer for her nuggets, and decided to waste taxpayers’ money by calling the police to intervene. Waco Police Sgt. W. Patrick Swanton said that because…
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8-Year-Old Uses YouTube for Driving Lessons and Drives to McDonald’s
YouTube is a cornucopia of tutorial videos. You can learn everything from how to change the brakes on your car (I did once) to how to contour your nose with makeup. I’ve never heard of anyone using a tutorial to learn how to drive, but apparently an 8-year-old boy from Ohio did, just so he…
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Man Shot, Killed for Not Holding Door Open for Woman at Las Vegas McDonald's
A 31-year-old father was shot and killed outside a North Las Vegas McDonald’s, reportedly after getting into an argument with a woman for not holding open the door for her, KSNV reports. According to the report, Mohammad Robinson got into an argument with a woman who was upset that the door to the restaurant was…