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Joe Biden Appears to Be The Last Person to Realize That Joe Biden Will Never Be President
Between two and four times a week, I come home from whatever it is I was doing before, I change into gym-appropriate clothes, I stuff a four-year-old Gap Kids baby bag repurposed as a gym bag with a pair of Kyrie 5s, a knee brace, extra socks, and a T-shirt, and I make the drive…
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A List of Lightskints Who Ain’t Running for President
1. Shemar Moore 2. Don Lemon 3. Raven Symone 4. Allen Payne 5. That one nigga whose name I won’t google who played Nia Long’s douchey ex-boyfriend in Soul Food 6. Drake 7. Natalie Degraffinried 8. Ayesha Curry 9. Beyoncé 10. Giancarlo Esposito 11. Keegan-Michael Key 12. Prison Bae 13. Blu Cantrell 14. Ginuwine 15.…