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Jason Whitlock, the Tomi Lahren of Clarence Thomases, is reportedly out at Fox Sports, after they couldn’t come to…

After a lengthy stint at ESPN, former NFL Pro Bowler-turned-sports commentator Marcellus Wiley expressed his desire…

Perhaps the most telling aspect of thrift shop fedora repurposed as a strip club daytime shift buffet tray with…

Sentient Stacy Adams shoebox Jason Whitlock is trending again today, for the same reason that his name always appears…

Sentient pile of repurposed lamp-heated rotisserie pork rinds Jason Whitlock has descended so far into the abyss of…

The newest Pro Football Hall of Famer, who has no plans of attending his own induction ceremony, Terrell Owens, is…

10. Took a really long shower. Not a Silkwood shower where he furiously scrubbed his skin, but one of those…

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This week, we’re all as weary as the entire world is; no really, like, the actual planet Earth is exhausted and…

I don’t know why Jason Whitlock has such a man crush on Colin Kaepernick, but he does, and he can’t stop talking…

I despise trolls. Internet trolls do not bother me. In fact, I find them piteous. I feel sorry for people whose…

If Jason Whitlock were a character on Game of Thrones or The Wire or even Insecure, we’d presumably have a better…

The bulging, over-full colostomy bag who somehow maintains his rotund, deflated kickball-shaped figure despite…

Sports commentator Jason Whitlock hates black people. Wait, let me rephrase.

It feels counter-intuitive to muster much sympathy for a man who has literally made millions of dollars in his…

Ray Lewis is hating on Colin Kaepernick again. First he noted that the San Francisco 49ers quarterback needed to take…

1. All — literally every single one — of the Black people I know who happen to work in media in some capacity people…

Because of some mechanical issues, a Megabus trip last week from D.C. to Pittsburgh — a journey that’s usually six…