james comey fired

  • Sean ‘Spicy Facts’ Spicer Hid in the Bushes to Avoid the Press After Comey Firing

    Sean “Spicy Facts” Spicer is a loquacious man when he wants to be, and when he doesn’t, well, he hides in bushes to avoid reporters who want to know what the hell is going on in the White House. After finishing an interview with Fox News, Spicy Facts hid behind tall hedges on the White…

  • FBI Director James Comey Has Been Fired

    FBI Director James Comey has been relieved of his duties and dismissed from his position by President Donald Trump, according to White House press secretary Sean Spicer. “The president has accepted the recommendation of the attorney general and the deputy attorney general regarding the dismissal of the director of the Federal Bureau of Investigation,” Spicer…