Attorney General Jeff 'King Keebler' Sessions Joins High Schoolers in 'Lock Her Up' Chant

Every story surrounding Attorney General Jeff “King Keebler” Sessions is an attempt to move the country further away from the fact that the man runs an operation that MAKES COOKIES IN A FUCKING TREE!

Attorney General Jeff 'King Keebler' Sessions Joins High Schoolers in 'Lock Her Up' Chant

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