ford explorers
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An Open Letter to the People Who Drive This Snitch-Ass, Cop-Ass Ford Explorer
Hello. First off, I’m aware you may very well be a kind and nice and Beyoncé-fearing citizen, but go fuck yourself. No offense, but I mean that from the bottom of my heart—the same heart, by the way, that you give palpitations to whenever I happen to see your ass behind me. I thumb my…

