Four Florida Men Steal $500,000 Worth of Tequila
If any fears from 2018 should make their way into 2019, let this be among them:
Munchie Madness: Man Tries to Pay for McDonald’s With Bag of Weed (in This Economy?)
Look, I get it. Once you get the munchies one too many times, you just can’t stand by and watch it eat away at your…
Florida Judge Rules in Favor of Counting Votes Because...Football
In a win for Florida Democrats, Bill Nelson, the rule of law and common sense, a federal court cited the Constitution…
Maybe We Actually Need Troops at the Border ... of Florida
First of all, all this time we were out here protesting Confederate monuments, in the two thousand eighteenth year of…
Yeah, I'm Just Glad Cesar Sayoc Ain't Black
Cesar Sayoc, a suspect in the series of mail bombs sent to prominent Democrats and outspoken critics of President…
Stop Eating Before Reading: Florida Prisoner Kills Cellmate, Uses Ears for Necklace
In an apparent bid to top every absurd “Florida Man” story ever told, an inmate at a Florida correctional facility…
Florida Couple Grins for Drug Arrest Photo Following Police Chase ... And Whew, Chile, the Privilege
What happens when peak Florida meets peak caucasity meets peak privilege? This photo op with two grinning drug suspects…
Officer Loses Retirement Benefits After Fellow KKK Members Tried to Kill Black Prisoner
An administrative board has decided that a former corrections officer and Ku Klux Klan member who conspired to kill a…
Florida Man Captured on Video Clinging to Hood of Speeding Car Speaks Out
Well, some of you asked what could possibly have led to the odd and terrifying incident in which a man was seen…
What in the Florida? Video Shows Man Riding on the Hood of Speeding Car on I-95
Florida gon’ Florida. And a recent video from the good ol’ Sunshine State—more specifically South Florida—captured the…
‘Your Language Sounds Nasty’: Woman Captured on Viral Video Going on Racist Rant at Florida Nail Salon
Looks like this Becky’s beauty is definitely only skin-deep. An unidentified woman was captured on video going on an…
Florida Man Sets Black Neighbor’s ‘Flashy’ Car on Fire, Calls Him Racial Slur: Report
Jealousy is never cute, beloved ... especially on a white man. But here we are once again in Florida, this time in…
Unfortunate-Faced Florida Man Scares Playground Kids Into Abstinence: Report
Besides oranges, sun and beaches, it seems as though nothing good comes out of Florida. No offense to Floridians, but…
A Catholic School in Florida Had a Caged Tiger at Its Jungle-Themed Prom and WTF?
Florida strikes again. Like, seriously, the water in the state has to be different, because I am not sure what would…
It’s Prom Season, Which Means the Racist Promposals Have Begun
For some reason, it appears to be really hard to celebrate special occasions (or, let’s be honest, everyday life)…
Florida Man Steals Car With Baby Still Inside, Then Drops Baby Off at Nearby Gas Station
The suspect may be a thief, but a kidnapper he refuses to be.
Florida, Man
You know how something happens in the news, and it’s incredibly weird and far-fetched, and as you are reading it, you…
Florida Man Sentenced for Calling Flight Attendant N-Word, B-Word … Basically All the Words
A Florida man will spend two months in federal prison for calling a flight attendant a “slave” and a “nigger bitch”…