dumb crimes
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Man Leaves 2 Pounds of Weed in Uber, Tries to Retrieve It From Cops
A Pennsylvania man who was clearly trying to spread joy to the world during the holiday season discovered that securing the bag was not as easy as it looks. After he tried to retrieve two pounds of marijuana he allegedly left in an Uber, he found himself in handcuffs. WXPI reports that the driver of…
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Irate Dad Shoots Daughter’s Boyfriend in the Groin After Catching Them in Motel Room
Pennsylvania police are searching for Donald Jenkins Jr. after he reportedly walked in on his daughter and her boyfriend at a Motel 6 on Sunday and shot the boyfriend in the groin. The 40-year-old Jenkins then took off in his car. The boyfriend survived the shooting—which was a pretty lucky break for Jenkins. Police now…
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Alleged Fla. Drug Dealer Calls 911 to Report Cocaine Stolen From His Car, Because Why Not?
Nothing ventured, nothing gained. And one self-described drug dealer in Florida gained nothing but some criminal charges after calling 911 to report a stolen bag of cocaine. Not sure what was going through this one’s head, but I would love to know. Or maybe more drug dealers need to get into it. Anyway, according to…
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Minn. Woman Accused of Using Mace on Wendy’s Employees Over Stale Fries
A Minnesota woman took her fries way too seriously, allegedly going to the extent of spraying Wendy’s employees with Mace during an argument over the freshness of the french fries. According to WTSP, employees at a Coon Rapids branch of the fast-food chain told the police that 25-year-old Eiram Chanel Amir Dixson came through the…